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i love dan and phil because they're more than boyfriends but also they haven't labelled it and they're in a situationship. how dare the builders call them boyfriends have they not earned partner status. they share a bed but have separate bedrooms. if they go too far apart the universe would rip in half but the best quality time is when they're gaming in separate areas of the house. propose on hard launch and you will be hit with the phan curse of staying together forever in marriage. no they're not married. they are a ranch metaphor and two 4,000-year-old tortoises and put on this earth to be together. no they would not share a toothbrush that's disgusting. but yes, they are like actual soulmates.

*stumbles out of the food video 48 hours later covered in blood with a vacant look in my eyes* do they love each other

everyone gather round, it's get to know your fellow phannies time. reblog this with an explanation of what your dnp url means and why you chose it :)

gays can’t ever say ‘i love you’ in a normal way they always gotta say something dramatic like “fine, i’m never having wine again, i rather you cheating on me”

like. for YEARS we have been hearing that phil is a tactile person & that he misses dan when he doesnt see him for 10 hours & that he loves cuddles & that he went insane when dan went on tour but truly. nothing ever has prepared me for phil to just go like "im never drinking again bc i want you to sleep next to me"

phil placed a box of black hair dye in the center of a summoning circle and asked for a cute emo boyfriend and now that he has one all he ever asks is “when will you wear color”