im goinge to jump upon counter but first im must wiggle

also highly effective when killing

Excuse me?

I have zero recollection of writing this but damn what a mood past me

@sparrowlicious

@autobotphoenix

that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this

so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks

my body is ready

I got 100 potatoes

maybe it’ll be nice to get something in my ask box for once…

WTF I REBLOGGED THIS AND TWO MINUTES LATER I GOT TEN “flipflop"S IN MY ASK WHAT THIS IS GREAT

WAIT WTF IS GOING ON SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!!!!

I’m laughing so hard

I’m ready fight me

I still wont get shit I’m not afraid

last time i got apple lmao

I GOT CREAMPIE IN MY INBOX WTF

I literally fucking reblogged this not that long ago just because I thought it was funny and got 5 anonymous messages with just root beer. This post is one post that I can confirm fucking works!

Someone grace me with hundreds of one word asks I will be forever grateful.

Hahaha~

Eh why not lmao

Here’s hoping

The last time I rebloged this, I got 50+ Olives in my ask

I won’t get anything :P

I got cupcakes last time, will this time be different?

I don’t belive this

I love anons

Oh jesus

go for it i guess

Go ahead jeesus take da wheel

What will I get?

hm

Give it to me dad, I’m ready

Lmao, I’m desperate for a full inbox mate 😅

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

I’ve been dating my boy for 2 years and today he sneezed directly on my face and got a booger on me :’) Love is just so beautiful