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if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

I think my internal organs are held together with hard silly putty sometimes

doing THREE yaoi rps at the same time 🔥🔥‼️‼️ YAOI RPMAXXINGG 🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

It would be funny to get a pet pigeon, one that looks exacty like the feral pigeons in cities, and start making videos with an ongoing bit that random birds keep flying into your apartment. Just handheld footage of you filming your sweetie bird on your kitchen table like "look at this fucking thing. I can't keep my window open for TWO FUCKING MINUTES without some bullshit happening. Like mate just fuck off." and the pigeon, who knows and loves you, is just like "coo :3" and you fake-angry go "don't you fucking coo at me you feathered piece of-" and cut it short with a fake-terror scream as the pigeon flies right at you, summoned by a nonverbal command you made off-camera.

constantly stuck between "im so cool and awesome why wouldn't people love me??" and "how long will it take them to notice my flaws?"

Avid: "Graecie, I don't think you're stupid. I think you're brilliant. And the magic you possess is the thing that is gonna help keep everyone else alive. And I'm gonna to make it my job to keep you alive."