Every now and then on special occasions the Demon Emperor and the Lord of the Northern Desert take their husbands to the theater.
The first time had been a request from Shang Qinghua - Shen Qingqiu's presence included- and the demon lords had donned human disguises and accompanied them with no idea what they were getting themselves into.
Their human husbands had been perfectly composed and polite during the whole performance. The real show didn't start until they stopped to get some drinks after the showing.
"Alright you joyless curmudgeon, what did you think?" Shang Qinghua said.
Whereupon Shen Qingqiu unleashed an avalanche of expletive laced criticism directed at every aspect of the production before concluding. "It was fine I guess."
Then before either Demon Lord could recover Shen Qingqiu asked Shang Qinghua his thoughts.
Shang Qinghua's opinions are more forgiving but he does explain what he would have written- which is some of the raunchiest material either Demon has ever heard.
Shen Qingqiu then starts picking apart this hypothetical smutty version of the play and the pair of them keep going like that for hours.
It is the most entertaining thing Luo Binghe and Mobei Jun have ever seen. They both just sit in silence and watch their husbands' normal demeanors disappear as the two snipe at each other the whole night.
And when they finally get home both their husbands are eager to thank their husbands for the trip... Which is a bonus.
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