hi im ian. i live in your attic. not sorry for being such a loud upstairs neighbor
β my labels are *pulls out absurdly long note with only seven words on it* ahem. transmasc, boyflux, bisexual, ambiamorous, plural, fictionkin, and otherkin. i am vampire otherkin and v!avid fictionkin :3 he is so me!!!!!
(if you feel uncomfortable with me fictionkinning v!avid, please refer to the psa at the end of this post!)
β he/they pronouns in a use-both-equal-amounts way
β i like block people. alot. especially the vampire ones
β nonono i dont think you get it. i really like the vampire ones.
β #1 SCAREDYHUSBATS SHIPPER
β #1 VSMP MULTISHIPPER
β if you would wish to fight me on my #1 claims you are welcome to send me an ask and we may battle it out as long as its very homoerotic and we kiss afterwards
β if you hate someone because of something that literally does not hurt anyone get off my page
β i think if you like someone you should respect their boundaries/them as a person no matter how "dumb" it is to you
β i will always believe victims no matter what
β i am fairly new to tumblr and am like a boomer using this app. sorry if i get the culture wrong lmao
β ^ that is also why my intro is not amazing
β I LOVE BLINKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
more info + yapping under cut!!!
β currently i mostly post abt my stupid block people vampires, though i also post about bannerfall smp, skyblock kingdoms, flight smp, etc, occasionally. i also shitpost a bunch because i like talking into the void.
β i have four sideblogs. @scaredyhusbats-crumbs and @the-gravediggers-cemetery are both shipping blogs because im an unemployed loser who loves shipping. @avidsassin is my tf!avid rp blog, and @sg-is-always-correct is my headmate'sβscott'sβblog. i have also made the scaredyhusbats community!
β AGAIN, I LOVE MY CUBE VAMPIRES.
β my favorite character in vsmp is avid (fork found in kitchen, guy who is v!avid fictionkin has avid as his favorite vsmp character)
β i love shipping my block blorbos because YAOI and YURI and YAOURI (/the dynamics between literally every character with each other is actually so endearing to me) i ship practically every ship in vsmp but i have my favs!!!!
β SUCH AS SCAREDYHUSBATS <3333 MY EVIL POLYCULE!!!!! ARFGHRGHAHDJKNVGOJVNOSAD I LOVE THEM SO MUCH RAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHH
for those who dont know, scaredyhusbats aka aviscowen is avid/scott/owen!!! and gravediggers is avid/owen/shelby! can you guys tell i like my lonevamps polycule ships?
β my tags:
#ian says stuff and nobody gives a shit - shitposting tag
#ian (and the gang) - for when im posting about my headmates/my plurality
#ian is being gay again - when im being gay (specifically for my bfs, usually XD)
#ian vents (rare) - my venting tag for when i once in a blue moon ventpost
β you may see that, because i am plural, i have a v!scott fictive. This Is true. you may also see me thirsting after v!scott. This Happens Frequently. with that information, one might assume i am kind of weird for that. This Is Not True. my alter is completely separate to me (though not literally separate) from source and i would NOT like to be assumed to be attracted to or in a relationship with my headmate, as that makes me EXTREMELY uncomfortable. thank you!
β i would also like to emphasize this is an endo-friendly space as i am a decent fucking person mixed origin system!
β i would like to emphasize, though i was a big fan of avidmc and his characters before, i do not associate with them nor marma1ade. i may use his characters in fanworks and such, but i do not support him in any way from now on. anyone who does, i will promptly block.
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I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 oβclock. tattoo of a cobraβ¦ sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things donβt exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive
I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 oβclock. tattoo of a cobraβ¦ sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things donβt exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive
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obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"
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I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS MY FIRST TIME IN A WHILE OF FRONTING BECAUSE OF AN ANXIETY SITUATION AND I AM IMMEDIATELY HIT WITH THE FACT MY CREPES GOT MOLDY.
I CAN'T EAT MOLDY CREPES!!!!! I WILL IN FACT DRINK ANY ODD CONCOCTION OF INGREDIENTS BUT I WILL NOT EAT MOLD.
I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS MY FIRST TIME IN A WHILE OF FRONTING BECAUSE OF AN ANXIETY SITUATION AND I AM IMMEDIATELY HIT WITH THE FACT MY CREPES GOT MOLDY.
I CAN'T EAT MOLDY CREPES!!!!! I WILL IN FACT DRINK ANY ODD CONCOCTION OF INGREDIENTS BUT I WILL NOT EAT MOLD.
I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS MY FIRST TIME IN A WHILE OF FRONTING BECAUSE OF AN ANXIETY SITUATION AND I AM IMMEDIATELY HIT WITH THE FACT MY CREPES GOT MOLDY.
I CAN'T EAT MOLDY CREPES!!!!! I WILL IN FACT DRINK ANY ODD CONCOCTION OF INGREDIENTS BUT I WILL NOT EAT MOLD.
I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS MY FIRST TIME IN A WHILE OF FRONTING BECAUSE OF AN ANXIETY SITUATION AND I AM IMMEDIATELY HIT WITH THE FACT MY CREPES GOT MOLDY.
I CAN'T EAT MOLDY CREPES!!!!! I WILL IN FACT DRINK ANY ODD CONCOCTION OF INGREDIENTS BUT I WILL NOT EAT MOLD.
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auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"
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