hi im ian. i live in your attic. not sorry for being such a loud upstairs neighbor
– my labels are *pulls out absurdly long note with only seven words on it* ahem. transmasc, boyflux, bisexual, ambiamorous, plural, fictionkin, and otherkin. i am vampire otherkin and v!avid fictionkin :3 he is so me!!!!!
(if you feel uncomfortable with me fictionkinning v!avid, please refer to the psa at the end of this post!)
– he/they pronouns in a use-both-equal-amounts way. masculine and/or neutral terms, please!!
– i like block people. alot. especially the vampire ones
– nonono i dont think you get it. i really like the vampire ones.
– #1 SCAREDYHUSBATS SHIPPER
– #1 VSMP MULTISHIPPER
– if you would wish to fight me on my #1 claims you are welcome to send me an ask and we may battle it out as long as its very homoerotic and we kiss afterwards
– if you hate someone because of something that literally does not hurt anyone get off my page
– i think if you like someone you should respect their boundaries/them as a person no matter how "dumb" it is to you
– i will always believe victims no matter what
– i am fairly new to tumblr and am like a boomer using this app. sorry if i get the culture wrong lmao
– ^ that is also why my intro is not amazing
– I LOVE BLINKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
more info + yapping under cut!!!
– currently i mostly post abt my stupid block people vampires, though i also post about bannerfall smp, skyblock kingdoms, flight smp, etc, occasionally. i also shitpost a bunch because i like talking into the void.
– i have five sideblogs. @scaredyhusbats-crumbs and @the-gravediggers-cemetery are both shipping blogs because im an unemployed loser who loves shipping. @avidsassin is my tf!avid rp blog. @sg-is-always-correct is my headmate's—scott's—blog, and @hazydrift is hazy and drift—my two headmate's—shared blog. i have also made the scaredyhusbats community!
– AGAIN, I LOVE MY CUBE VAMPIRES.
– my favorite character in vsmp is avid (fork found in kitchen, guy who is v!avid fictionkin has avid as his favorite vsmp character)
– i love shipping my block blorbos because YAOI and YURI and YAOURI (/the dynamics between literally every character with each other is actually so endearing to me) i ship practically every ship in vsmp but i have my favs!!!!
– SUCH AS SCAREDYHUSBATS <3333 MY EVIL POLYCULE!!!!! ARFGHRGHAHDJKNVGOJVNOSAD I LOVE THEM SO MUCH RAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHH
for those who dont know, scaredyhusbats aka aviscowen is avid/scott/owen!!! and gravediggers is avid/owen/shelby! can you guys tell i like my lonevamps polycule ships?
– my tags:
#ian says stuff and nobody gives a shit - shitposting tag
#ian (and the gang) - for when im posting about my headmates/my plurality
#ian is being gay again - when im being gay (specifically for my bfs, usually XD)
#ian vents (rare) - my venting tag for when i once in a blue moon ventpost
– you may see that, because i am plural, i have a v!scott fictive. This Is true. you may also see me thirsting after v!scott. This Happens Frequently. with that information, one might assume i am kind of weird for that. This Is Not True. my headmate is completely separate to me (though not literally separate) from source and i would NOT like to be assumed to be attracted to or in a relationship with my headmate, as that makes me EXTREMELY uncomfortable. thank you!
– i would also like to emphasize this is an endo-friendly space as we are a decent fucking person mixed origin system!
– i would like to emphasize, though i was a big fan of avidmc and his characters before—i even proclaimed myself as his number one fan—i do not associate with them nor marma1ade. i may use their characters in fanworks and such, but i do not support him in any way from now on. anyone who does, i will promptly block.
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it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”
even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?”
“Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.”
“Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?”
“I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”
We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.
Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.
The point is, we do not know.
So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?
Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone else’s pet Major Event.
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"I never thought eva stratt would kidnap me AGAIN," sobs ryland grace, employee of the month at the "eva stratt kidnapping ryland grace" factory (this has already happened twice before) (he actively persuaded her to hire him) (after she had already kidnapped him once)
My personal headcanon for Ash Ketchum has always been that regardless of if his dream ever came true he'd never truly stop traveling and learning. Because despite "becoming a pokemon master" being his goal if you actually sit down and watch like Any episode of Pokemon the thing that always holds true is his curiosity and desire to learn everything he possibly can related to pokemon. And he'll try anything to! He did contests and the battle frontier. He'd do those silly little shows with Serena if they'd let him.
So I like to imagine him continuing on in life as this nomad who people don't automatically recognize as anyone important ya know? Just this goofy guy going from place to place always lending a helping hand and hes got a cute lil pikachu on him. And hes often lost somewhere with a friend just exploring the woods to see if he'll find anything cool. Ya know, as hes always been, but older now. And its only once hes drifted once more do you maybe stumble into an article on the pokeweb about him and are like... that guy??
there’s a dedicated ashandpikachuspotter account somewhere on some social media. You tag a photo or search for a term and boom, there’s pics of this guy. this dude. this man. with his pikachu. and it’s thousands of strangers from across the globe coming on line to talk about some stranger that they met briefly and then never saw again. they’ve compiled their stories and their approximate locations and mapped his journey from continent to continent, a long snaking pathway that spans decades and thousands of miles. He’s apparently one of those Kanto kids that the government let just drop out of school. Its working out very well for him.
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No. Shut up. These statements are not safe for those with moral ocd. Reblogging something or not does not change opinions and actions. It does not define a person. It does not represent beliefs. You can share your beliefs without harming others.
Non-binary people get louder NOW. Non-binary people get angrier NOW. Be a killjoy. Get obnoxious about your pronouns. Put gendered words together in ways that people don't like and spit on the ones they think are mandatory. Refuse to laugh at their stupid exorsexist "jokes". Dress in ways they don't understand. Refuse to answer their prying questions. Tell exorsexists to kiss your ass. Keep your chin up. Raise your voice. Get loud and a little cocky. I want to see your nonbinarity from outer space. Don't get it twisted; do it TODAY. Do you understand me?
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