hi im ian. i live in your attic. not sorry for being such a loud upstairs neighbor
– my labels are *pulls out absurdly long note with only seven words on it* ahem. transmasc, boyflux, bisexual, ambiamorous, plural, fictionkin, and otherkin. i am vampire otherkin and v!avid fictionkin :3 he is so me!!!!!
(if you feel uncomfortable with me fictionkinning v!avid, please refer to the psa at the end of this post!)
– he/they pronouns in a use-both-equal-amounts way. masculine and/or neutral terms, please!!
– i like block people. alot. especially the vampire ones
– nonono i dont think you get it. i really like the vampire ones.
– #1 SCAREDYHUSBATS SHIPPER
– #1 VSMP MULTISHIPPER
– if you would wish to fight me on my #1 claims you are welcome to send me an ask and we may battle it out as long as its very homoerotic and we kiss afterwards
– if you hate someone because of something that literally does not hurt anyone get off my page
– i think if you like someone you should respect their boundaries/them as a person no matter how "dumb" it is to you
– i will always believe victims no matter what
– i am fairly new to tumblr and am like a boomer using this app. sorry if i get the culture wrong lmao
– ^ that is also why my intro is not amazing
– I LOVE BLINKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
more info + yapping under cut!!!
– currently i mostly post abt my stupid block people vampires, though i also post about bannerfall smp, skyblock kingdoms, flight smp, etc, occasionally. i also shitpost a bunch because i like talking into the void.
– i have five sideblogs. @scaredyhusbats-crumbs and @the-gravediggers-cemetery are both shipping blogs because im an unemployed loser who loves shipping. @avidsassin is my tf!avid rp blog. @sg-is-always-correct is my headmate's—scott's—blog, and @hazydrift is hazy and drift—my two headmate's—shared blog. i have also made the scaredyhusbats community!
– AGAIN, I LOVE MY CUBE VAMPIRES.
– my favorite character in vsmp is avid (fork found in kitchen, guy who is v!avid fictionkin has avid as his favorite vsmp character)
– i love shipping my block blorbos because YAOI and YURI and YAOURI (/the dynamics between literally every character with each other is actually so endearing to me) i ship practically every ship in vsmp but i have my favs!!!!
– SUCH AS SCAREDYHUSBATS <3333 MY EVIL POLYCULE!!!!! ARFGHRGHAHDJKNVGOJVNOSAD I LOVE THEM SO MUCH RAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHH
for those who dont know, scaredyhusbats aka aviscowen is avid/scott/owen!!! and gravediggers is avid/owen/shelby! can you guys tell i like my lonevamps polycule ships?
– my tags:
#ian says stuff and nobody gives a shit - shitposting tag
#ian (and the gang) - for when im posting about my headmates/my plurality
#ian is being gay again - when im being gay (specifically for my bfs, usually XD)
#ian vents (rare) - my venting tag for when i once in a blue moon ventpost
– you may see that, because i am plural, i have a v!scott fictive. This Is true. you may also see me thirsting after v!scott. This Happens Frequently. with that information, one might assume i am kind of weird for that. This Is Not True. my headmate is completely separate to me (though not literally separate) from source and i would NOT like to be assumed to be attracted to or in a relationship with my headmate, as that makes me EXTREMELY uncomfortable. thank you!
– i would also like to emphasize this is an endo-friendly space as we are a decent fucking person mixed origin system!
– i would like to emphasize, though i was a big fan of avidmc and his characters before—i even proclaimed myself as his number one fan—i do not associate with them nor marma1ade. i may use their characters in fanworks and such, but i do not support him in any way from now on. anyone who does, i will promptly block.
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wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts
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i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow
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Is there anything you can share about your smp character?
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Ian Francis is a jazz singer from a moderately big town... They come from a well-intentioned family and have a well-intentioned friend in the owner of the jazz club they work at. What more could she ask for than a roof over her head and food on her plate?
