🚗Cars/TF2 Trash🚗

Flo - quick, sweet, but meaningful

Ramone - long and passionate, just like him

Tim - sweet and light for romantic periods of time

Jackson - a little forceful, there’s a lot of tongue

Strip - whatever Lynda wants, he’s flexible, but prefers sensuality

Sarge - nuzzles and snuggles

Cal - 100% in it for the long haul, awkward at first, gets better as he relaxes

Doc - not really a kisser, but he does like a cuddle, it relaxes him

Sheriff - there used to be a reason he kept his grille as dapper as it is, he’s an excellent kisser, but also likes a more casual cuddle

Lizzie - she’s all over you with hugs and snuggles. no shame.

Red - the giant teddy bear is the master of all cuddles, will even give massages!

Mater - likes to kiss, but he’s admittedly not very good at it. Tries to make up for it by affectionate snuggles.

Guido - excellent hugger (½), also very good as massages

Luigi - excellent hugger (2/2), will snuggle until he falls asleep

Ramone - oooh baby is he a suave kisser, he’ll hold you tight and take you for a trip

Flo - counterpart to Ramone’s kissing superiority, but also loves intimate cuddling

Sarge - though tough on the outside, he’ll settle for a snuggle and a quick kiss

Doc - 2/10, very stiff, grumbles a lot when he has to stay still for very long

Sheriff - 8/10, always down for cuddles, very accommodating, but tends to fall asleep

Red - 10/10, the ultimate snuggle machine, will do anything for you

Ramone - 7/10, woos you to snuggle with him, is very affectionate, but often wants to take it further

Luigi - 6/10, really likes to snuggle, but isn’t good at taking cues, wiggles a lot

Guido - 9/10, talks to you in Italian, gentle strokes with his forks, lets you fall asleep on him

Sarge - 3/10, never initiates, tries to avoid snuggles, but stays still if you lean on him

Jackson - How Soon Is Now? by The Smiths (come on, you can see it too)

Cruz - We R Who We R by Kesha (maybe a little less party-girl-ish but you get the idea)

Danny - I Like It by Enrique Iglesias feat. Pitbull (he can do both parts!)

Bubba - Wagon Wheel by Darius Rucker (his inner country boy def shows when he sings)

Ryan - Fishin’ In The Dark by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band (cue some small town bar scene)

insults Ramone, asking him if he’s a lemon

says she wants to “get a look at that sexy hot rod”

*continues to stare at Lightning the entire duration of that sequence*

is unafraid to tap dat @$$ (Van should feel privileged)

roasts Luigi’s storefront because it looks terrible

can’t remember anything, but when she talks to Stanley’s statue, she knows darn well what’s happening

has no idea that most of the town is gone to watch Lightning’s race

Cruz hates it. HATES it. She can’t stop seeing flashbacks of his terrible apology dance whenever he gets a call.