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Ok but instead of running every time one of them makes the relationship more real they one up each other
Shane gives a forehead kiss? Ilya stays the night and Shane wakes up to Ilya spooning him and waking him up with little kisses on his neck
Ilya says Shane’s name? Shane starts sending good morning texts
Shane calls worried about him? Ilya starts sending daily update texts, he’s going to the gym, off to practice, cooking dinner
Shane gets hurt and invites him to the cottage? Ilya sends flowers to his parents house
Ilya says I love you? Shane says marry me
Heated Rivalry fic recs - Hollanov soft launch/hard launch (Part 2 of 2)
Ilya Rozanov is Now Live by Itsallfine Rated T, 2,690 words
Post-cottage, Shane and Ilya quickly discover that hiding sucks, so they launch their friendship via a series of chaotic Instagram Lives. It predictably spirals out of control.
Ch 1: Friends! Ch 2: …Uh, friends? Ch 3: Definitely not friends.
Yuna Hollander's 10 Step Guide to Soft Launching a Bromance by allyasavedtheday Rated T, 10,668 words
“It sure made for a hell of a show,” the same journalist agrees before waggling his eyebrows. “So does this mean we’re putting the rivalry to bed?”
Ilya laughs before Shane can say anything, slinging a casual arm over Shane’s shoulder. Shane has no idea how he can be so nonchalant about it all but Ilya’s always been better at this kind of stuff. He’s loud and brash and confident and it usually means the press doesn’t pick up on the stuff he’s not saying.
“Ah we will always like beating each other I think,” he says. “But this weekend, we are friends. Right, Hollander?”
He jostles Shane’s shoulder as if to emphasise his point and Shane manages to unstick his tongue from the roof of his mouth long enough to answer. He makes a show of rolling his eyes before allowing a grin that’s probably a little too real to settle on his face. “It’s harder to hate him when he’s helping me win.”
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Yuna Hollander's foolproof guide to turning a rivalry into a bromance before the announcement of the Irina Foundation
What’s Wrong With Them (Affectionate) by Ef02 Rated T, 8,272 words
NHL Enthusiast @hockey4life This is officially the weirdest day in All Of Hockey
Ily-a @ilyahoezenov So we’re agreed that they’re not actually getting married right. Like something else is going on
Hayden Pike’s 5th Child @heydenpike Well obviously Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov aren’t actually getting married, they’ve obviously been fucking with us all day
Or:
What if Shane and Ilya decide to explode the internet by letting their friends post about their wedding, before anyone knows they're together. A chaotic way to come out if they could do it on their own terms.
In Their Own Words by P1n3appl3_p3n Rated T, 13,957 words
Instead of being outed by a video from Hayden Pike, what if Ilya and Shane were allowed to release their relationship the way they wanted?
If They Only Knew by FlameHazel18 Rated T, 23,754 words
Shane and Ilya just want to tell the world about their relationship, on their own terms. If only anyone would actually believe them.
Or: the closet is reinforced steel, apparently.
"I think we tried too hard," Ilya says from the opposite end of the couch, probably scrolling through the same articles as Shane. "Was easier to keep secret than we thought. I could have kissed you on center ice, and everyone would say aww, I love their…what is word again?" "Bromance?" "Yes. That."
Fanning the Flames by cjr2 Rated E, 21,185 words
The Voyageurs ask Shane to join FanMail in order to foster a better connection with fans. Internet sleuths start to notice some interesting details in the background of Shane’s videos, and then the internet does...what the internet does.
Or Shane and Ilya are granted an opportunity to come out on their own terms. Sort of. And in they do it in a very Ilya way. (Surprisingly, it is Shane’s idea)
Married Hollanov Part 2
🏒 One touch is not enough | 1.1k
Shane gets drunk and can't keep his hands to himself.
🏒 Ilya Rozanov Started A TikTok Live: come watch me ragebait my husband !! | 1.3k
AKA Ilya "Professional Ragebaiter" Rozanov has some fun fucking with his husband while the internet watches
🏒 miced up | 1.5k
🔒 they expect ilya to shit talk with his teammates and instead they get him being domestic with his husband
🏒 Boy, Look At You Looking At Me | 1.9k
Shane smokes weed for the first time and has no issues with loving up on his husband in front of their friends
🏒 human nature (why, why?) | 2.3k
ilya rozanov is shane hollander's best friend, to hayden pike's shock and horror
🏒 Let me hear your body talk | 2.8k
Shane does a workout interview with Men's Health Magazine. When the video drops while he's out with Hayden, Ilya's at home watching it and having strong Feelings about it.
🏒 Coattails | 3.0k
Shane: And you’re going to get ready with us for the Met Gala.
🏒 The Photo | 3.0k
Sprawled out on a beach chair, damp and sun-kissed, Shane Hollander is oblivious to how fuckable he is. So really, posting that photo was just… sharing the truth. A public service.
🏒 Downy | 3.1k
🔒 Ilya Rozanov has a laundry kink and he's not proud of it.
🏒 Make Me Remember | 3.1k
Ilya Rozanov refers to his husband as his boyfriend and his husband makes him remember.
🏒 The First Pancake is Always Lumpy | 3.4k
Last night, Ilya dreamed Shane served him divorce papers. They were making dinner when suddenly Shane pulled them out of the microwave and thrust them into Ilya’s hand. This isn’t working, he said. I’m divorcing you. No negotiations. And look: of course Ilya understands that it was just a dream. The official divorce petition was a stack of sticky notes. Shane had faintly green skin and, Ilya is pretty sure, a third eye next to his left nipple. It obviously wasn’t real.
🏒 What you Wanted | 3.7k
Shane thinks Ilya is cheating turns out it was a big misunderstanding.
🏒 Hockey Husbands Play Truth Or Dare | 3.7k
A popular YouTube channel, known for ‘Truth or Drink’ videos, manages to book the famous hockey couple Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, years after they get married
🏒 Madwoman | 3.9k
Ilya watches his husband in Laufey’s “Madwoman” music video. It goes about as chaotic as expected
🏒 would you still love me | 4.1k
Fingers brush against his cheek, and Shane leans into the touch, lost in the feeling of being loved and wanted so wholly. And then, “Would you still love me if I was a worm?”
🏒 save a horse, ride a centaur | 4.4k
For their first Halloween together as a married couple, Ilya convinces Shane to dress up in a couple's costume.
🏒 Love Was A Myth (Now It’s My Morning Coffee) | 4.4k
Ilya is going to die. His heart is actually going to give out on him because of this sweet, perfect man who he loves more than he knows what to do with. Who he loves more than anything in this entire world
🏒 arrullo de estrellas (lullaby of stars) | 4.6k
Ilya post a picture on Instagram of Shane sleeping on top of him and became trending topic on twitter
🏒 just call me boring barbie | 4.7k
years after him and Ilya got together, Shane starts to resent the 'boring' banter.
🏒 Everything to me | 5k
Married Hollanov are asked by Yuna when they're going to have children. Shane's not sure that he wants kids, but he and Ilya haven't talked about that yet.
🏒 and should i wedded be | 5.1k
the Vogue Wedding Article
🏒 hope it hurts like you hurt me | 5.5k
Shane reunites with his former teammates at J.J.'s bachelor party. He's finally ready to say (and maybe punch) his piece
🏒 meet the husband | 5.6k
After his relationship with NHL star Ilya Rozanov goes public, Shane Hollander wants to invite his friends over for dinner
🏒 36 Questions That Lead to Love | 5.7k
Harris: It’s called 36 Questions That Lead to Love. They’re questions that a psychologist developed back in the nineties that are supposed to help couples move past the awkward stage and get more personal. It’ll be fun!
🏒 Leave a divot for your eye | 5.9k
Ilya Rozanov regularly gets called out on fighting his husband’s battles. He thinks people should be glad it’s him they’re facing.
🏒 Breakfast All Over Your Tiffany’s (Munch, Munch, Munch) | 6.4k
Shane and Ilya have a sponsor campaign/ photoshoot together and get really horny about it. Especially over the chokers that wardrobe keeps putting on them
🏒 Should We? We Should. | 6.5k
Happily married and sickeningly sweet with each other, Shane and Ilya attend Hayden’s birthday party expecting nothing more than a casual night out. As the evening unfolds, the atmosphere shifts, and the night ultimately turns into a very dangerous game of cat and mouse.
🏒 my only shining star | 7.0k
their first morning as husbands spent dancing to an old Japanese song and saying vows in Russian
🏒 The Adoring Husband’s Handbook | 7.5k
5 times Ilya Rozanov spoiled Shane Hollander with the Princess Treatment™ he so rightly deserves. As if Ilya could treat his boy any other way
🏒 You’re Mine | 7.8k
When the Peloton ad that Shane does drops online, Ilya has a lot of feelings about it— and maybe too many words for the fans online
🏒 The Smallest Part | 9.5k
Ilya loses his wedding ring and doesn't tell Shane. Instead, he tries to handle it himself. This leads to a week of distance, panic, and the fear that he is about to lose much more
🏒 Vogue’s 73 Questions with the Hottest Couple in Hockey | 10.3k
Shane and Ilya do the 73 Question Interview with Vogue. Ilya is his usual self. Shane contemplates filing for divorce
🏒 Dinner Tonight? | 15.1k
There was nothing standard about Shane and Ilya's relationship, so it really shouldn't have been so surprising that they had their first date over a decade after meeting each other.
🏒 Crystal Blue (Body and Soul) | 20.4k
Shane and Ilya go on family vacation with Yuna and David to Florida!
🏒 Co-Dependent Husbands Series
Fic Rec Masterpost | Married Hollanov Part 1
Well link your fic!
It do be short but lolz
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Where has this sudden ability to write come from?? Bro I haven’t written in years and now suddenly I’ve had like 4 ideas in three days?? And actually opened a doc? And actually wrote out the words? And even POSTED SOMETHING? Something Complete (ish)? Guys wtf
FUCK OFFFFFF I NEVER FUCKING LOSE!!!
everyone stop reblogging this i know i lost ok
Bro you scared me I thought this was smth he said recently and it was being pushed until December 😭
Ilya Rozanov is high maintenance and you can’t change my mind
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why yes i do pay $6.99 a month for dropout tv so i can watch jeremy culhane ask his boss “how big is it?,” see lou wilson claim multiple white people called him “my nigga,” and watch ally beardsley rip a bong with alcohol this is the exact content i needed thank you game changer thank you sam reich
Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.
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Shane slips so easily into subspace that it's honestly a bit of a problem. Sometimes all it takes is a firm kiss and a pat to the cheek and Ilya can already see Shane drifting a little. You can see it in the bathroom in Vegas, how he almost let himself go, how he had to pull himself back when Ilya left the room. And that was early on in the situationship era. As his trust in Ilya grows and he starts letting him shoulder more of the weight Shane is constantly lugging around through the sheer effort of being himself, it only gets easier and easier for him to go to that floaty place where he doesn't have to worry about anything but doing exactly as Ilya wants.
Luckily, Ilya has grown incredibly good at spotting the first signs of Shane slipping - kind of by ill necessity. He has had to pull him back in a crowded bar after a deep kiss, when Shane was a little too tipsy to keep his defences up; in a hotel lobby when their check-in was delayed and Shane was so tired that a single hand pressed to the back of his neck, firmly digging into the knots there, nearly put him under; in several public bathrooms they'd retreated to in order to escape the crowds, when Shane was already wrung out by socialising and having to be Shane Hollander.
It was honestly a little scary to Ilya when he first started noticing it. It was a little terrifying how much blind faith Shane had in him, how deeply he trusted him to take care of everything. Now he basks in it. Places his hands gently on either side of Shane's face and tells him, "not yet. Stay with me." And Shane does. Always so eager to obey. He keeps his head above water, doesn't let himself get dragged down, purely because Ilya said not to. And when they get back home, whether that is their actual home or whichever hotel they are currently staying at, Ilya rewards him by allowing him to let go. Revels in watching Shane's grip on his control slacken as he lets himself drift away, trusting that Ilya will be there to catch him.
how shane and ilya are sitting at their daughter's preschool after she got put in time out for saying "hello gay boy" (ilya has used this greeting to piss shane off for years and did Not know she could repeat it)
imagine them sitting their daughter down to explain that you can’t say that to other people, it’s a silly joke between dad and papa only, and it’s mean and inappropriate to say to anyone else
cut to a few days later and shane’s soul fully leaving his body when his daughter gets home from school and hits him with a “hello gay boy” because you know, it’s a silly joke only between the three of them now

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at some point down the road after hollanov has been married for a while they'll be doing their thing where they joke about having a threesome and it turns to MLH players and they're both like, 'yeah there's only one MLH player i'd probably have a threesome with' and they're both giggling and blushing like 'i'll tell you mine if you tell me yours' and ilya expects shane to say scott hunter and shane expects ilya to say cliff marleau and they agree to say it together so they count to three and then in unison, they both say 'carter vaughn.'
“I thought you would say Hunter”
“Scott! No way! I thought you would have said cliff”
“Eh been there done that have shared women would not share you”
zane boodram and shane were in the same timbits hockey program, and their families are friendly. zane’s mom and yuna took a photo of them together once, and once with the whole timbits team.
fast forward to shane and ilya going to bood’s house for bbq, and those two obviously forgot they ever played with the other. so when cassie boodram was chatting to the wags about how cute bood was as a kid, ilya got to see the timbits team pic. and his eyes lit up as he ran out to shane (who was having a very casual conversation with harris) and bood, yelling “WERE YOU TWO ON THE SAME TIMBITS TEAM!??!?!!” shoving the photo to their faces. he also whipped out his phone to text yuna because shane in timbits uniform???? too cute!!!!
and that’s how they got sent a photo with bood all happy and smiley hugging shane and shane staring behind the camera at yuna with the tiniest politest smile. and ilya’s heart explodes.
later, harris made shane and bood take a photo (in centaurs uniform) together and posted a tiktok/twitter post with the caption “And when I'm back in Ottawa, I feel it” (end of beginning as bgm ofc) and it blew THE FUCK up. i’m talking shane hollander/zane boodram tag got 100 fics in a day.
Ilya pointing at the picture “this is Shane. ”
And everyone is like what?? Hm ig it does look kind of like Shane
And Ilya is like “no. This is Shane. This is my husband” and when he ends up being right every one looks at Ilya like wtf you’re magic how did you know that