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“Maniac” is basically an excuse for Jonah Hill and Emma Stone to act in every single possible genre, even if it’s just for 20 minutes.

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

I’ve had 2 near death experiences: when a pulmonary embolism killed me for 2 minutes, and when I got on one of those motherfuckers about 20 years ago.

I rode one of these when I was about 12, my friends insisted we sit at the end.  As we swung up, I saw through the gates of Hell itself.