fandom-gremlin

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

do not inspect my favourite characters too closely, i swear it will tell you nothing about me. i pinky promise

if any of you guys psychoanalyze me based on my blorbos please tell me what you think because it would go hard

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

It's June 5th again!

ron and samantha are both super autistic btw source: i know everything

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

a certain je ne sequoia, if you will

if this post has taught me anything, it's that a great number of people very proudly do not know there's a distinction between "giant redwood" and other redwoods

"sex should be less stigmatized and talked about more" and "you should always make sure people who dont want to consume sexual media that you present dont have to see it" are two statements that can and should coexist. by the way.

im a protected species you fucking asshole

Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.

When people tell me stuff about me I literally think about it nonstop for 3-5 business days.

A coworker casually said “everyone else likes you” (because one coworker was mad at me) and I was for real like ????everyone likes me??????

reblog to tell prev its gonna be okay

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

phone screens should be allowed to go even dimmer

in addition to this, the volume should also go even quieter