PERFECT PREFECT

LOOK WHAT’S BACK ON MY DASH

REBLOGGING RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

I’VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS

OH MY GOD

Dat booty

I think it’s worth mentioning that this isn’t the first time Colin Farrell and Johnny Depp have played the same character. Heath Ledger’s final film, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, lost him before the movie was half done, so they called on Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell to fill the role as they went through the story. Since it uses a magic mirror that transports the user to different worlds, each world used a different actor. Heath Leger was the “real world” version of the character. And in that movie, Johnny Depp came BEFORE Farrell, so…this is sort of a reversal of it. Though I THINK Jude Law was between them in order of appearance, but it’s been a while since I’ve seen the movie.

I don’t know if you get the point of this but many of us are disappointed he is part of the cast after beating his wife in a story such as Harry Potter which starts with a child being forced to live under the stairs…it makes people uncomfortable. Your film was pre abuse claims so nobody cared about that then.

First off, I’ve already commented on that in a post some time PRIOR to this one. I was trying to give a little fun trivia. But here’s the main thing that needs to be said: Everyone who knew them said SHE was the aggressive one. After doing some actual digging, instead of just following the beliefs of the masses, the evidence DOES point to her either lying about it, or even being the abuser. But you know…Everyone thinks men are the only REAL abusers in the world, so of course everyone is going to take her side. Don’t get me wrong. I realize I could be wrong, but I’ve gone past all the Buzzfeed-style, blindly man-hating bullshit and looked into the actual case, and the things people who know them have said and seen. It doesn’t add up to suit her story. I’m someone who relies on evidence over anything else, and the evidence just isn’t there.

How many years can I just keep milking this one comic every June 5th…….

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

theres a dead body

OMG

WHAT. THE. FUCK. This is so fucking amazing.

PS. Edited this too cos im a little shit like that and my brain at night isnt the same with my brain in the morning.