i BET you're all wondering who andrew is. & that is not rly important. stay with me here, it's WHAT HE REPRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

in re conversations that thankfully seem to be occurring only on other sites, i actually love when the fiction i'm reading uses words i don't know and have to look up! admittedly it does not happen often, because i am an adult who read a lot as a kid and has since done what is frankly maybe a bit too much education, but please do casually drop words like phalanstery in your book so i have to look it up and then find myself reading wikipedia pages about 19th century socialist utopianism! please do throw around rare plants and birds whose names i don't know because they're not native/common anywhere i've ever been! then i get to look at pictures of things that i've never seen before!

mfs be like "are you single or taken" and like technically im single but that implies that im availible, which i most definitely am not so yes im taken. im taken by me. you cant have me.

Need to develop a hunger for things that are actually good for me idk man

don’t get me wrong i have never been comfortable not one time in my entire life

Dont worry everyone. I'll freak out on all of our behalves

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

the rumors are true: i dont feel very good

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry