Shigaraki: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. [Points at doorknob]
Kurogiri: [inhales] I did it lemme-
Shigaraki: no, no you didn't. Spinner?
Spinner: Don't look at me. Look at Compress.
Compress: What? I didn't break it.
Spinner: Huh that's weird, how did you know it was broken?
Compress: Because it's standing right in front of us, and it's broken.
Compress: NO. It's n o t.
Twice: I- if it matters... Uh. Toga, was the last one to use it..
Toga: TWICE! I don't even use the doorknob!!
Twice: oh really? Then what were you doing approaching the door anyways?
Toga: I always cut my way through the door, everyone knows that, Twice.
Kurogiri: okay let's not fight, I broke it ill pay for it.
Shigaraki: NO. WHO BROKE IT.?
Compress: Tomura, Dabi has been awfully quiet-
[Everyone beating the living hell out of each other]
Shigaraki: I broke it, it wasn't working so I disintegrated it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig face on a stick. (sorry inosuke lol-)
Bakugo, chained on his chair: you sick fuck