Fractured Magic

today i held a vow of revenge renewal 💕 i gathered all my friends and family in a scenic location and stood up in front of them to reaffirm my pledge that i will hunt you to the end of the earth for what you've done 💕 fifteen years and still going strong baby! you can't escape me forever!! 🥺💕🙏

not my circus however the monkeys appear to be holding me hostage

not my circus but i bought a ticket and now the monkeys are holding the audience members at gunpoint???

girl help the monkeys are shooting an hostage every hour their demands go unmet

smitten is such a great word :) omg he's so cute it feels like i'm being killed by god

Hm i wonder why i feel so disconnected? *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afa

it takes a village to destroy a baby (powerful baby)

DNI if you support: the enemy

EEEKKK *trips and falls and you catch a glimpse of my evil and irredeemable soul*

eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

(sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH)

this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

Dude get your gay ass proboscis out of me

👆with ease, I can suck meals out of my friend

I don't fuck with you anymore. I don't fuck with your yucky proboscis. Get your nectar elsewhere.

🖕With ease, I can suck meals out of my enemy