is it me? is it true?

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

never forget: “TERFs” are a misogynistic hate group. Their primary target, trans women. Their modus operandi, sexual harassment. Their primary ally, the patriarchal state. Their ultimate goal, total elimination.

My Tumblr account is getting banned because I'm from Gaza. I hope everyone will stand by me and support me in any way possible, even if it's just by sharing this or donating anything.

My niece Salma suffers from severe anemia, and my sister Lian needs vitamins and proper nutrition, but the prices are exorbitant. Any donation will save these young girls.

To everyone on Tumblr, I just want you to share and help my family. It's a whole family, not just a number. Please help us.

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wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

“ice water makes you sick” “ice water gives you stomach cramps” i’m sorry if i have a hardy and oxlike american constitution but unless you have underlying health issues, the only water temperature that should cause adverse health effects is if you chug a gallon of boiling hot water that has also been laced with nefarious chemicals

Yeah, most people haven’t and never will so this won’t actually happen to me.

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

not really sure how to get her out though

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

if i were a shrimp id be so embarrassed because everyone can see my poop line

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

Its raining just like in Animal Crossing for GameCube

no minions but my money still gru