is it me? is it true?

when i was born i refused to cry due to male socialization so the only way they could get trace amounts of oxygen into my lungs was via Camel Crush…. i only lived to be 4 years old but it was nuce

I am so forgiving. None of these other stupid unrepentant bitches could be as gracious as me.

Sorry I'm going to be more normal about him

I need to hunt him for sport

i 👁️ got this feeling 😋 on a summer ☀️ day when you 🫵 were gone i 👁️ crashed 💥 my car 🚗 into a bridge 🌉 i 👁️ watched 👀 i let it burn 🔥 i threw💪 your 🫵 shit 💩 into a bag 💼 and pushed 🫷it down 👇 the stairs 🏠 i 👁️ crashed 💥my car 🚗 into the bridge 🌉 i 👁️ don’t 🙂‍↔️ care 💔 i 👁️ love 💗 it 😋

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

realistic coworker conversation

The permanent eyebags are cute, right? You think they look cute on me, right?

OK so im a frog and the water is warm now. i swear it was cold a while ago but now its warm and i dont know when or why. But it's probably not gonna get any warmer

instead of complaining when u see that an ao3 author has written a bunch of hockey rpf you should read it instead. but watch out

*shows u my powers* do u think they're cuute

probably feels good af to latch your jaws onto someone and not let go

they're putting me down tomorrow 😔