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Hope everyone likes that my mad scientist talks like he's in a Shakespeare play.

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

you prayers have been intercepted by the dark puppet

remarkable. all these holes look just like my grave

Putting the term "Catholic Guilt" up on a really high shelf just because I don't want Catholics to have things

I can’t imagine feeling any strong emotion in any direction about Christopher Nolan.

However I do become enraged at the sight of dry toast and oatmeal.

Adaptations of Shakespeare with a quirky twist are hereby banned. You have to do it just regular now. Sorry.