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Sometimes the reason im still holding on is because of Meg the Stallion.

i wanna get some kind of procedure that gives me eyeshine. i want people to look at me and see a pretty girl at first glance, but then see my eyes flash in the dark and wonder if they've just had a dangerous encounter with the creature.

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

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why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

we are suggesting this to girls

who is we? who are you

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wifey saw the playlist "angry at wife #bitchmix" and now shes got me breaking stones with the blunt end of my palms. im shrieking like a chimpanzee in pain but shes watching from her tower, that damned tower just to see me like this

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?