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theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

I know where we’re going guys

This requires entirely too much physical activity.

booboo the fool (self diagnosed)

5-hit fucking combo right here

the best kind of bird are the really short and fat ones. i love them 

!!!!! beautiful!! this is the best bird in the world!!!!!!!! 

*gets in an uber* hi yeah i know i said i wanted to go somewhere but im actually just going through a hard time rn can you put on some fleetwood mac and take me through a carwash

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

This text thread brought us into a new age

The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about

“if you don’t like dancing queen then fuck you” -Plato, 320 BC

i will Take Him

oh

100% stealth

Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!

My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did