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 if anyoneâs wondering how most Scottish folk reacted to Thatcherâs death this interview is a classic
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lol
I remembered years ago I was gonna make a post saying some shit like "I think I'm demisexual" and then something like "turns out I'm not heteroromantic demisexual I'm actually just straight", don't remember if I ever posted those but anyway
I'm gay
Like really fucking gay
And I've been out for 4 years
That's actually really weird to think about
Anyway carry on bye
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this blog is a thing that exists
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No matter how many people care about youâŚif you canât be open with them about who you truly are, youâre still alone.
Diane Chamberlain, The Silent Sister (via wordsnquotes)

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OMG I LAUGHED TOO HARD.
IM GOING TO HELL FOR LAUGHING.Â
how many people here donât get it
Caught soul stealing, Antoine Geiger
âI just learned smudge tool now let me condemn technology by using technologyâ
Reblogging for that comment ^^

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I donât want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. Youâre struggling? Thatâs alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like theyâre going to be punished, so they end up isolating and keeping things from me. I want them to feel safe opening up to me without fear or judgment. When itâs hard to trust anyone nowadays, I want them to know I am always here, even when everyone leaves.Â
âWhen you punish a child for their honesty they begin to lie.â
I FORGOT THIS SCENE WAS 2 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE
same
i was TRYING TO FORGET
this is the sassiest reply in the history of mankind
âYou canât just slam the SNK opening on everything.â
IM LAUGHING SO AHRD
smhâŚ. white people trying to be oppressed so bad, this is embarrassingâŚ.
The racial majority of China is fucking pale. Can people really not understand the concept of people with pale skin who arenât caucasian?
And the comic isnât about being oppressed in any way. Sunburns arenât oppressive and the comic doesnât portray them that way. Does your mind just calculate in oppression now? Is that its only function?
Itâs a great comic that I can definitely relate to from personal experience. Itâs meant to be a joke, not a political statement.
pale people: i get sunburn sometimes
tumblr: omg WHY DO YOU WANNA BE OPPRESSED SO BAD THO

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You see this. You see this and you probably think âwow thatâs a beat up team, he probably just got through a really difficult fight, maybe a gym leader or somethingâ or something to that effect.
But thatâs not what happened.
This was not the result of some epic Pokemon battle for the history books.
This was the result of A SINGLE FUCKING LEVEL 35 CLEFAIRY.
Let me tell you all a story.
The fight began like any other. I was making my way up Celestial Tower when I encountered a trainer, a Pokefan no less. When he sent out his only Pokemon, a level 35 Clefairy, I laughed at the thought of easily crushing this trainer. Sending out my Krokorok, Gordan, I started the battle.
I first used Crunch. Taking out a good 2/3 of the Clefairyâs health, I thought for sure that the fight would soon be over.
I was wrong.
Crunch seemed like a good move at first, but it set off a chain of events that could not be stopped.
Due to the Clefairyâs Cute Charm, Gordan fell in love with it. Not only this, but the Clefairyâs first move was none other than Minimize. On the next term, despite these circumstance, I figured Iâd just try to get a quick Crunch in and finish the job done.
Gordan, however, was paralyzed by love. The Clefairy proceeded to use Metronome, which ended up being Ingrain. The Clefairy then began to restore some of its health thanks to this.
Not wanting to take any more chances, I switched to my trusty Arcanine, Admiral. Admiral had never failed me before, always being there in the nick of time to save the day in a blaze of glory.
On the turn used to switch Pokemon, the Clefairy had used Minimize once again.
Attempting to finish the enemy off quickly, I had Admiral use Flamethrower. This, however, missed. The Clefairy used Minimize.
And this continued. Admiral just could not seem to hit the enemy, and each time the enemy kept getting harder to hit, while all the time also slowly regaining what damage I had managed to do.
After capping out evasiveness, the Clefairy proceeded to begin using Cosmic Power to get its Defense/Special Defense. As Admiral struggled to defeat this enemy, the enemy just kept getting stronger and healthier.
Soon the Clefairyâs Defense/Special Defense were capped. It was then that it unleashed Stored Power, a move powered up through the user raising its stats. With the Clefairy having raised its defensive stats so much, this attack ended up one shotting Admiral.
It then proceeded to one shot Jacque the Axew, Baabaalaza the Ampharos, and Frank the Dewott, all trying in vain to do some damage.
Eventually, it was back to just Gordan left. Gordan, being a dark type, was not affected by Stored Power, a Psychic move.
Here was where the real fun began.
Not being able to actually hit Gordan, the Clefairy continued to attempt to use Stored Power until it ran out of PP. It then moved on to Metronome, which failed to do any real damage before this, too, ran out of PP.
As this was happening, Gordan was trying desperately to actually hurt the enemy. Using a Dire Hit and single X Accuracy/Attack that I had on me and spamming any attack he had, he struggled and struggled to hurt it. But between Gordan falling in love with it again due to Cute Charm when a Crunch somehow managing to land and it using Minimize so much, Gordan simply could not do enough damage to outweigh the effect of Ingrain.
And so came at least five minutes of just Gordan attempting to attack and being immobilized by love, missing, or doing too little damage, as the Clefairy continued to use Minimize and Cosmic Power that no longer actually had any effect.
Eventually, blessedly, the Clefairy ran out of moves, and begin to hurt itself with Struggle. Slowly but steadily the Clefairy begins to die, with the Struggle damage being more than Ingrain could heal.
After some time, the Clefairy was a single Struggle away from fainting. With much pleasure, I told Gordan to just use some random attack, and I waited for the Clefairy to faint.
THE MOTHERFUCKER USED A GOD DAMN HYPER POTION AND BROUGHT IT BACK TO FULL FUCKING HEALTH.
Gordan stared open mouthed at the enemy as I just silently stared at the scene for a full minute. The level of rage I was experiencing had never been felt since people in second grade used to make fun of me and call me a girl.
Then, however, I kind of just spent a bit more time just letting the Clefairy use Struggle again.
And finally, blessedly, the Clefairy ended up causing its own end due to Struggle. Seeing that tiny sliver of HP on it tick away and hearing its death cries made me happier than Iâve ever been since eighth grade when I punched this one really annoying guy in the face.
Gordan stood triumphantly over the corpse of its enemy, awash in his great victory as he proceeded to gain a level from the exp earned.
Together, we spat in the Clefairy ownerâs face, and then slowly turned away and walked toward the Pokemon Center. We must have been TM87 (or 34 for you old schoolers) then, because we were SWAGGERING.
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The moral of the story is, make sure to save more than once every three hours so you can just restart the game when things like this happen so you donât waste 20+ minutes of your life just to defeat a fucking Clefairy
this is a great story with a great moral
But then you wouldnât have had the LEGEND
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