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in regards to a mech's flying system - you have to stylise it as wings, okay?

ESPECIALLY if it's a high performance model. angel of death descending. you understand.

i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.

I have been looking for this post for years after I came across it and it’s finally here and I need to reblog this because it is absolutely and entirely accurate.

#as I always say: lucas was making a samurai film and a ww2 flying ace film and a western film and adding laser swords#because he fundamentally LIKED samurai films and dambusters films and westerns and 40’s adventure serials#but disney are making a ‘star wars film’ and adding nothing because it already had laser swords and they have nothing else to say#xerox of a xerox baybeeeee (via harrietvane)

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@catherinekal

see my problem is that im left to my own devices instead of being led around on a leash by beautiful women

"Harembait" is a fun one. Like you just see a girl and think that she would look really pretty in a skimpy see-through outfit and a golden collar. Girl who was meant to kneel on a cushion in front of my throne. Girl who is extremely easy to Capture. You know the type.

Why are you wearing that outfit if you don't want to be ripped from your hometown and carried away to a resplendent palace where you are waited on hand and foot in exchange for sexually servicing an unwashed barbarian warlord? You're literally asking for it...

Local girl insists on "going to work" and "paying rent" when she would be such a good harem girl and is totally built for servicing unwashed barbarian girlcock.

a buddy cop action movie but instead of an uptight public servant/street smart cool guy combo it’s about an anarchist and a leninist

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything