haiiiiiii hewwo hiiii :3

As a person 👱 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.

tip: when you feel the urge to repeatedly bang your head against a wall or other hard surface, try to instead redirect that feeling towards repeatedly headbutting a loved ones shoulder like a cat

tip: when you ask to taste some of your friends food and they dont let you, try killing them and biting them and tearing them apart with your awesome claws (WARNING: they may pick you up and hold you at arms length while you comically flail around helplessly, this is one of the risks you simply have to accept)