Certified nerdfucker

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

diet culture is so evil like. an older woman friend said to me (in response to me saying my gf isn't really into chocolate) "i WISH i didn't like chocolate" like. do you wish you didn't have skin to feel a summer breeze. do you wish you didn't have eyes to see the sunrise

It's weird to think that big hollywood movies are edited on normal editing software and they have to click a little export button just like anyone else when it's done. It feels like they should be edited on a big machine with a bunch of lights and when it's time to export you have to flip a huge mechanical lever.

when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

when i was born i said hi and then i started tumblr posting immediately

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

brat tamers are funny wdym you’re turned on by getting ragebaited