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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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shark vs the universe
will byers stan first human second
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Cosmic Funnies
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$LAYYYTER
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@fallingbranches14
my pockets jingle with stolen buttons from hot topic
i literally cant stop stealing those buttons from the Button Vats like i dont feel like paying 3 dollars for a piece of tin with pusheen on it but i do feel like doing a heist
call the cops bitch ill have sex with them
This feels like a the kind of thing you overhear when the person next to you on the bus is having a heated phone call
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Hitchin a ride
I have said this before and I will say it again, birds are made entirely of hubris and spite, and absolutely do not care what they’re not supposed to do.
can't wait until i have a wife so i can say "i love my wife" and introduce her to people by saying "i'd like you to meet my wife" and get out of boring social engagements by saying "i have to go home to my wife" and talk about her to anyone who will listen to me because she's my wife and i adore her
bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because
This is what the FDA thought everyone would do if they allowed kinder eggs in America
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Doofenshmirtz is trans and it’s undeniable at this point.
me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*
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I am still amazed that this is just something we do like it’s genetically coded
i dONT WANT TO BE RUDE AND MAKE THE DRIVERS WAIT
sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath
HES A WHAT
twilight’s soundtrack didn’t have to go as hard as it did… decode by paramore? supermassive black hole by muse? roslyn by bon iver and st vincent?? breaking my little middle schooler heart despite not once experiencing love? iconic
how dare i forget a classic… eyes on fire by blue foundation as all of the sparkly whites dramatically walked into the lunch room… incredible
+bonus:
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i don’t know why anyone has to feel insecure about their bodies, when objectively, humans are all freakish horrors. Every last one of us. Hairless, fleshy, gangly beasts walking upright straight as a tree with bony tentacles on the ends of our limbs.
you have a hole in your face full of sharp bones and you’re worried that your belly is a little squishy
broke: all bodies are beautiful!
woke: all bodies are made of warm meat wrapped around wet bones with blood-plump organs stuffed inside. rad
Actually, your face isn’t filled with sharp bones! Bones are derived from the mesoderm, one of three tissue layers in very early embryonic development that diversify into all of the organs in the body. Teeth on the other hand, come from the ectoderm. So congrats! Your face isn’t filled with sharp bones- it’s filled with sharp skin! Have fun!
I HATE that
“Teeth are bone-infied skin” not the cursed knowledge I was expecting today, but hey, whatever works!
…my reality just shifted.
