Cody Johnson

the doctors lied to me. hormones DID bless me with the ability to create a child

This shit makes me crack up every single time.

tinkle outside the binkle

IT’S BACK

Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

i was already feeling the seriousness of this post until the last gif asdfghjkl

me

The Titanic sinking was probably the best day ever for all of the lobsters & crabs in the kitchen

Hello my baby hello my honey hello darkness my old friend

How dare you make me hear this with my own internal monologue.

You live alone and wake up to find this on your door

The Walking Dead - Season 7 Episode 1

Bill Tye The Science Guy