Fake Central

fiona week day 4: fiona + an au

They’re just three broke men

They’re just three broke men

Roadtrip sketches mk III - some fahc! (Don’t worry if your request ain’t here, I’ve got more to draw and post later on :’) )

RYAN AND GAVIN GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE | (GTA V AU)

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“I guess you can say I killed it in the club.”

I don't like fanon Gavin

And I don't mean I don't like Gavin I like Gavin he's funny and I hear nice things about him so I'm sure he's a cool dude

It's just that fan Gavin, specifically fahc Gavin acts nothing like him

Fahc Gavin wears makeup and jewelry and looks pretty with styled hair and has a gorgeous tan. He's also intelligent and clever and tricks people to get what he wants and I get that we all joke he's a bottom but does he have to act like it

It's such a diconect from real Gavin, real GTA Gavin wears a dumb looking button up that looks like his mom buttoned it up for him and he never bothered to fix it, he also gets mugged multiple times an episode and wore a hot pink tron suit for months and like yeah he's smart but also he confuses himself

To be real I don't think Fahc Gavin would even make sense as the front man, Trevor or Alfredo would work a lot better

What would be a better role for him would be the distraction or maybe a pickpocket like role cause he can be sneaky

Ryan says “shoot” and Alfredo says “how many?”

Anyways, I am loving the casino heist videos.

The background looked empty so I added Gavin getting mugged.

2/2 They find him surrounded by the whole crew, all smiling, half of them wanna be his best friend, the other half are in love with him. The FAHC are flabbergasted, Alfredo just happily announces he’s made some new friends. The rival crew leader’s especially smitten and lets Fredo go without a fight in exchange for a kiss on the cheek. The best part? Fredo says he can get them to provide backup or resources for the fakes if they need them, all it would take is a dinner date. The gang war is over 

you’re absolutely killing me here because this has gotta be a fake AH crew vs fakehaus scenario, right??? like,

they kidnap alfredo for shits and gigs bc they’ve been arguing around turf for a few weeks and it’s all good fun, nothing serious, maybe some property damage and some plan-foiling

and then they take fredo, their newest addition because they’re like “eh, a rookie, maybe the weakest link” and fakehaus just plans to put him in some room somewhere and not even pay attention to him, really. offer him takeout maybe. but by the time fake AH rolls up ready to fully shoot a member of fakehaus (not lethally, although ryan has to be talked down from it because they took alfredo), the crew’s full on bantering with him around their living room table. they have a few pizzas around, they’re playing a board game, alfredo is making everyone smile. the most smitten with him is elyse, who demands they make up their own secret handshake which is a mess but they end up giggling too much to finish it anyway. the kiss on the cheek fredo gives her is free of charge.

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