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well personally i just keep a harmless swarm of tadpoles in mine

Good. none of my business

I see we’re no longer being subtle

I love elephants so much 💕

As if I needed more reasons to love elephants 😩😩

elephants have my heart 

Elephants crying? Shit i almost cried

The GOP doesn’t deserve them.

And then Satan said… “Put the alphabet in math”.

Not again, Satan

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea

wait what

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.

I live in Staten Island please come kill me please

Oh shit I just read ya tags you talkin bout photography 👀 ma bad

you make my heart race like an accidental reblog