Dead Inside

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who's biting a tree real hard

Maple syrup vampire husband

Home architects really woke up one day and chose violence.

That is the kind of architect i wanted to be

That last staircase looks like it’s made of recycled school desktops.

Can we get the stairchair up these?

if i were anakin i wouldve made c3po rose gold or maybe silver tbh… his current color makes him look like a walking trumpet

21ST ANNIVERSARY TODAY!!!!!

22ND ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!

i like all those secret dogs underneath very stealthy

one of my favorite episodes from atla was where this whole village hated avatars because they thought that kyoshi murdered this guy a long time ago and the whole gang spends the entire episode finding all this evidence that she never did it but the village doesnt believe them and it looks like aangs going to be found guilty but finally near the end her spirit appears to everyone and shes like yeah i killed that guy he was a dick

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now

short horror story: old picture of me 

hello there i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and i wake up every day with perfect eyeliner and zero body hair

hi i'm a woman in an apocalypse who raids abandoned shops for supplies but i never need pads or tampons because i never have my period

hi i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and this hunting jacket was my father's. he was a woman's size 4

maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

you know my name… and also my story cause i overshare 24/7 tbh

i didn’t mean to be ugly, it just sorta happened

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit