if Candice has a picture phone why did she never just take a photo of what phineas and ferb were doing and text it to her mom

if she did this doofenshmirtz would just be like you see perry the platypus i sold my old computer at the pawn shop but i forgot to delete all those embarrassing photos from the christmas party, which is why i’ve invented the pixel-replacinator! and then as candace is going to text her mom the photo the phone gets hit with the beam and she looks down and she’s just texted her mom a photo of doofenshmirtz in a sexy elf costume or smth. candace can never fucking win the universe bends to facilitate her psychological torment

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like "ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we're better then them" as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

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i want to you to eat deodorant

this post is already on tumblr, why repost it?

You must be new here.

I've been here for a decade and my puzzlement over this kind of behavior remains evergreen

I admire the restraint not to point out you literally wrote the post that was screencapped.

I hate when cis people have good names, I wanna compliment them but they didn't come up with that so why should I 😤😤😤

Get their mom's numbers

what's the name

That is the name.

I'm stuck on the fact they really think that shit deserves an Emmy nomination

I AM wearing my glasses and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight

camellias be like what if roses but tense

The peacock. The music. The person leaping over a tombstone. The cemetery. It just works.

“GRAVE PEACOCKING” IM DEAD