just once more onto the breach

I’m giving the ants full reign of the house while your father and I are gone, so be on your best behavior.

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved