to assemble a name from scars

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

I feel that everyone at the grocery store should play a fun new game called Get Out Of My Personal Space Before I Scream At You Like A Rock Hyrax In This Canned Goods Aisle

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god