Chicken soup but it's actually fried and not soup

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

save me loyal to the death second in command characters. save me. love you loyal second in command characters that are forced to turn against their leader. save me. loyalty

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

I'm only a few episodes into yomi no tsugai but i LOVE how much Yuru is basically the polar opposite of ed elric as a character. Ed is a sarcastic little shit who's too rich for his own good but has a rock-solid moral opposition to killing. Yuru appears to be nicer, as he's more outwardly chill and understanding and analytical and is easily starry-eyed by anything that's "how royalty must live", but then he's SO murdery. Buddy boy is ready to kill at the drop of a hat. His allies will be making plans and yuru will be nodding along all calm and then chime in with "understood, I'll leave them alive then" and everyone else will go "YOU HAD BEEN PLANNING ON KILLING THEM?? 😰" Unsupervised outdoor cat of a protagonist. Impeccable.