now @ aristotless

“I reach the throne. It’s beautiful, an ornate structure of gold and silver and stone. Lying in the center of its cushion is Guiletta’s former crown, heavy with gems. I reach down and pick it up, admiring the jewels and they wink in the light, running my fingers along their hard surfaces. I walk once around the throne, gripping the crown. This is mine. I lift the crown to my head, then put it on. It is heavy. I sit in the chair, I lean back and rest my arms on its sides.

This is what I have fought so hard for, what I sacrificed and bled so much for. This is everything I ever wanted―revenge against my enemies for what they’ve done to me. And I’ve achieved it. My revenge is complete.

I force a smile on my face. In the silence, I sit alone on my throne and wait eagerly for all the satisfaction and triumph to hit me. I wait, and wait, and wait. 

favourite female characters (1/?) cinder linh 

“Maybe the princess could save herself.“

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

Don’t try and tell me Lavender and Parvati weren’t those 90’s “It Girls”, I will only disagree with you..

100 Historical Figures in the Wizarding World - 16-17/100

Frank Longbottom & Alice Fortescue