t4t forever and ever

I bet you would have a great time if I injected you with my experimental serum that redirects all your pain receptors into pleasure, then opened you up and squeezed your heart.

They should invent a being a sadist that isnt embarassing

You're so cute do you want to come back to my place and get kicked in the head

can i touch you but in a hesitant and exploratory way

[desperately horny voice] haha yeah did you know that studies have shown that vocal expressions of pain actually increase your pain tolerance? yeah, even if it's volitional, you should really be making lots of loud noises while you're in pain. please. if you want we can even practice right now.

u ask for a moaning audio and it becomes very clear halfway in that i'm repeatedly stabbing myself in the stomach

testosterone will have you like “i have to stop spending three hours every morning jacking off”

every time i have sex i have to refrain my self from posting some shit like “just had seeeexxxxxxxx”

masturbating and cumming in your boxers was actually supposed to be the base of the hierarchy of needs but they forced Maslow to change it

being so turned on you edge in a public bathroom is a special brand of low