Currently obsessed w space lesbians

Stop, Drop, and Roll also works if you're wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

I love soup dumplings. It's fun to shotgun a noodle

Computers should come by default with at least 30 USB ports in various positions. Pockmark that thang. I have stuff I need to plug in!!

it's always "why do you pace so much" and never "how was the pacing was the pacing fun"

gratuitous gideon nav biceps in cutoff tank when she has canonically never been sleeveless is the breasting boobily of the tlt fandom. rabid dykes all of you. I shall reblog as usual

person (non-practicing)

person (part-timer)

we desperately need sex 2

God being a writer would be so great if I didn't have to write anything

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

you and I were like. pees in a pod. oops sorry i accidentally peed in your pod. anyway as i was saying you and i are pretty fucking similar

"You can't ship those characters because they have a problematic height gap" well, strictly speaking we can't ship one of them. The other is well within the size and weight limits of most domestic parcel couriers.

*flies past*

i need to destroy all that plagues my friends. my friends if youre out there please let me destroy what plagues you