cedarscentedofficerโ:
โFUCK THE NEIGHBORHOOD! YOU HEAR THAT, YOU RICH, MILQUETOAST SHITS?! THATโS THE SOUND OF FREEDOM!!โ Cackling, Teddy whips his Camaro out of Jamieโs community and guns for the potholed-to-hell, disrepaired backroads of the cityโs low-income district, staying within a reasonable (but still rather heart-pounding) speed on the way there.ย
His hair is a messย by the time they get there, but heโs still grinning like crazy, slowing down to a cruising speed while looking briefly to Jamie, his mane of copper draped partway over his face like a Scottish Cousin It.ย โWhatโs your limit today, Faerie Boy?โ
Poor Jamie looks like heโs going to become one with the car seat. Dear god, he doesnโt want to be seen by his neighbors right now. He agreed that the HOA was overbearing, but this wasnโt the way to express that! His wavy hair doubles in volume in the wind, ending with him looking like a golden cone of cotton candy.
. . . If he looked like much at all. Heโs somehow gone almost transparent besides Teddy, the seat and the scene around him visible through him like looking through a sheer curtain. He hasnโt seemed to have noticed.ย โA-aaah-ahh- m-money? Money limit? Ah-โ












