fαe / turned

‘i can’t think of anyone more outrageous than me.’

‘promise me you’ll never take it off.’

‘this is shit!’

‘i pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever.’

‘i think we should all take more risks.’

‘i wanted you to hear it from me.’

‘you look like an angry lizard.’

‘do you mind pissing off?’

‘who even is galileo?!’

‘it’s unusual seeing you without your clone.’

‘it’s unusual seeing you be so bitchy.’

‘this is the bbc!’

‘i’ve known for a while now, i just didn’t want to admit it.’

‘ah, there’s seems to be an echo in here!’

‘i think he’s gay.’

‘well done, columbo.’

‘it’s counterclockwise i think you’ll find.’

‘i had a cold last week if anyone cares.’

‘you want me to lip sync?’

‘that thing between your legs, does it bite?’

‘are you joking?’

‘your life is going to be very difficult.’

‘true poetry is for the listener.’

‘i’m just a musical prostitute, my dear.’

‘right now, it’s between us. just us.’

‘sometimes you’re a total prick.’

‘my nuts feel like they’re in my chest.’

‘i’ve got better things to do on my saturday nights.’

‘tell him his daughter’s an epic shag.’

‘you need to slow down.’

‘everyone’s a critic.’

‘my throat feels like a vulture’s crotch.’

‘what’s the sexiest part of a car?’

‘i want you in my life.’

‘you call me sweet, like i’m some kind of cheese?’

‘being human is a condition which requires an anesthetic.  ’

‘we’re all legends.’

‘you look like you could use a friend.’

‘i’ve got to make an impression, darling!’

‘let’s see how good a boxer you really are!’

‘not the coffee machine!’

‘we believe in each other and that’s everything.’

‘another word out’ta you and i’ll throw you out the bloody window.’

‘you promised me you would never take it off.’

‘fortune favors the bold.’

‘i don’t need anyone.’

‘i told them exactly what i wanted them to do and the problem was.. they did it.’

‘what have we got to lose?’

‘you think you could do better?’

‘formulas are a complete and utter waste of time.’

‘the time has finally come to get absolutely shitfaced!’

‘you’ve got a set of balls.’

‘you’ve got four million dollars, perhaps you can buy yourself a family.’

‘it’s a metaphor!’

‘don’t you think i sound like shit?’

‘trouble is, we’re just not thinking big enough.’

‘we’ll punch a hole in the sky.’