A RP RESOURCE.

CAN I GO ON?

‘i don’t even know the first thing about what they’re feeling.’

‘something tells me that it’s more than i can deal with.’

‘why am i afraid of feeling?’

HE’S THE WIZ.

‘i know you’ve traveled far.’

‘that’s not too far, is it?’

‘it would be impossible to leave.’

‘sweet thing, let me tell you about the world and the way things are!’

YOU CAN’T WIN.

‘you can’t win, you can’t break even.’

‘people keep saying things are gonna change.’

‘you only have yourself to blame.’

‘it's nice to see you, i'm awfully glad you came.’

‘the world has got no shame.’

EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD. ( REPRISE 1, 2, 3 )

‘the road you’re walkin’ might be long sometimes.’

‘just keep on steppin’ and you’ll be just fine.’

‘don’t you carry nothin’ that might be a load.’

I’M A MEAN OLE LION.

‘say what you want to.’

‘if you happen to be around, you best not make me frown.’

‘you know i’m ready to fight.’

‘don’t just stand there!’

BE A LION.

‘there is a place we’ll go.’

‘you can feel the coolness in the air, but you’re still warm.’

‘no need to run, no need to hide.’

‘you’re standing strong and tall.’

‘you’re the bravest of them all.’

NO BAD NEWS.

‘i wake up already negative.’

‘if we’re going to be buddies, better bone up on the rules.’

‘you can be my best of friends!’

‘i’ll make you an offer, child, that you cannot refuse.’

A BRAND NEW DAY.

‘look around, there’s a reason to rejoice, you see.’

‘the sun is shining just for us!.’

‘hello, world!.’

‘it's such a change, for us to live so independently.’

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. ( 1, 2 )

‘believe what you feel.’

‘you’ll have brains, you’ll have courage, you’ll have a heart.’

‘believe in yourself, as i believe in you.’

HOME.

‘when i think of home i think of a place where there’s love overflowing.  ’

‘i wish i was home.’

‘suddenly the rain drops that fall have a meaning.’

‘maybe there’s a chance for me to go back.’

‘maybe i can convince time to slow up.’

‘please don’t make it hard.’

‘i can’t think of anyone more outrageous than me.’

‘promise me you’ll never take it off.’

‘this is shit!’

‘i pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever.’

‘i think we should all take more risks.’

‘i wanted you to hear it from me.’

‘you look like an angry lizard.’

‘do you mind pissing off?’

‘who even is galileo?!’

‘it’s unusual seeing you without your clone.’

‘it’s unusual seeing you be so bitchy.’

‘this is the bbc!’

‘i’ve known for a while now, i just didn’t want to admit it.’

‘ah, there’s seems to be an echo in here!’

‘i think he’s gay.’

‘well done, columbo.’

‘it’s counterclockwise i think you’ll find.’

‘i had a cold last week if anyone cares.’

‘you want me to lip sync?’

‘that thing between your legs, does it bite?’

‘are you joking?’

‘your life is going to be very difficult.’

‘true poetry is for the listener.’

‘i’m just a musical prostitute, my dear.’

‘right now, it’s between us. just us.’

‘sometimes you’re a total prick.’

‘my nuts feel like they’re in my chest.’

‘i’ve got better things to do on my saturday nights.’

‘tell him his daughter’s an epic shag.’

‘you need to slow down.’

‘everyone’s a critic.’

‘my throat feels like a vulture’s crotch.’

‘what’s the sexiest part of a car?’

‘i want you in my life.’

‘you call me sweet, like i’m some kind of cheese?’

‘being human is a condition which requires an anesthetic.  ’

‘we’re all legends.’

‘you look like you could use a friend.’

‘i’ve got to make an impression, darling!’

‘let’s see how good a boxer you really are!’

‘not the coffee machine!’

‘we believe in each other and that’s everything.’

‘another word out’ta you and i’ll throw you out the bloody window.’

‘you promised me you would never take it off.’

‘fortune favors the bold.’

‘i don’t need anyone.’

‘i told them exactly what i wanted them to do and the problem was.. they did it.’

‘what have we got to lose?’

‘you think you could do better?’

‘formulas are a complete and utter waste of time.’

‘the time has finally come to get absolutely shitfaced!’

‘you’ve got a set of balls.’

‘you’ve got four million dollars, perhaps you can buy yourself a family.’

‘it’s a metaphor!’

‘don’t you think i sound like shit?’

‘trouble is, we’re just not thinking big enough.’

‘we’ll punch a hole in the sky.’

FIRSTS.

‘i know, stranger danger. but, um .. i’m a friend.’

‘son of a bitch!’

‘was he bit?’

‘you know best how to work this thing.’

‘you don’t want this!’

‘holy shit.’

‘i’d like to start pulling my weight around here.’

‘put it down.’

‘it’s classified.’

‘help! help!’

‘hey you, dumbass. yeah, you.’

‘there are others. it’s not just us.’

‘you ought to be more polite to a man with a gun.’

‘what’cha doin’ out here?’

‘i thought i heard him say something.’

‘pissin’ our pants yet?’

‘before we take this any further, i need you to turn over weapons.’

‘is this a joke?’

‘trying to make a get away, huh?’

LASTS.

‘look, i run my mouth a lot when i get nervous! i can’t help it!’

‘this group is broken.’

‘give ‘em hell.’

‘suck my nuts.’

‘we’re out of toilet paper?’

‘i think i was dreaming. and i think you were smiling back at me in that dream.’

‘turn it off.’

‘go  ..   go!’

‘hope it’s lucky for you, too. whatever you decide.’

‘thank you..’

‘i should’ve taken some golf lessons.’

‘raise your gun!’

‘you don’t have to do this .. we can walk away.’

‘please don’t be mad at me.. i’m sorry.’

‘it could work. you know it could.’

‘goodnight, love.’

‘i ain’t gonna beg! i ain’t beggin’ you!’

‘they got out.’

‘you’re strong and you’re smart and you’re both really good people!’

‘i get it now.’

‘i knew you’d be back.’

‘you’ll die.. you’ll all die!’

‘they want to kill you!’

‘people like me.. they can’t live.’

‘ain’t nobody got to die today.’

‘what the hell are you gonna do about it now?’

‘i’ll find you.’

‘i guess there’s a little devil inside all of us, huh?’

‘i imagine a future where i can be with you.’

‘seriously, these are the best!’

‘even now .. why won’t the rain clouds go away?’

‘is it love if i set you free?’

‘this is where we say goodbye.’

‘don’t cut yourself on that edge!’

‘don’t be shy..’

‘how can i write love into reality?’

‘just play with me instead.’

‘i’ve had really bad depression my whole life.’

‘get out of my head, get out of my head!’

‘most days i can’t even find a reason to get out of bed.’

‘do you want me to go home crying?’

‘all my memories are hazy..’

‘surreal horror is often successful at changing the way you look at the world.’

‘i didn’t want you to feel left out.’

‘shut your fucking mouth!’

‘something terrible’s about to happen.’

‘please stop playing with my heart.’

‘i don’t want to come back.’

‘have you considered killing yourself?’

‘i might be a little jealous...’

‘my dad would beat the shit out of me if he found this.’

‘i was waiting for you.’

‘there’s no happiness here after all.’

‘i don’t want them to think we’re a couple or something.’

‘i guess you don’t have it in you to be mean!’

‘thanks for keeping your promise.’