Player: 12?

DM: Everything’s fine.

Players:

Rogue: Are any of the slaves women?

DM: *rolls d20 but doesn’t even look at it* seven of them are women. 

Fighter: What races?

DM: *Rolls a d4 but doesn’t even look at it* all are human except for one half-elf. 

Rogue: Do any of them look promiscuous?

DM: *Rolls without looking* On a scale of 1 to Promiscuous, the slaves are malnourished, tortured, and exhausted. 

Teifling: ok, i push open the gates

DM: ok, you try that

Teifline: ….and?

What people hear: I’m a gigantic fucking nerd

I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.

We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.

My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.

Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.

Keyleth: The most selfless.

Scanlan: The most frequently naked.

Grog: The most frustrating.

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