Ferret Mishap ⇸ Leon Kennedy
Summary: Somehow Rajah the Ferret got out of the Kennedy’s house and wound up in the neighbors backyard, Elodi’s gotta fetch him before her dad gets home.
Pairings: RE9 Dad!Leon Kennedy x Daughter!OC (Not incest, I don't fuck with that shit!)
Warnings: Fluff, missing pet, cursing, damn near heart attack.
“Where are you? Where are you?” Theo scatters away when clothes were tossed across the floor. His green eyes scan the scene of his owner Elodi Kennedy searching through her drawers and bed for her missing ferret Rajah.
“You’re not hiding in my drawer or dad’s room nor his underwear drawers.” She taps her feet in annoyance. She growls and head out her room, “Your ass better be outside!” She open and slams the back door.
She searched through the yard, walking up to the neighbor’s backyard where she spotted a familiar white blur in the yard. “Are you fucking serious right now?” She mutters. “Rajah! Get your ass back over here!”
The ferret practically bounces up towards the fence, sticking his head out. “How did you even get over there? You’re too fat!” She pet his nose. “Oh God, Rajah. Of course they’re not even home and now I gotta wait and I don’t know when dad comes home!” She rants. “Why you gotta make this shit complicated? You’re so lucky their dogs aren’t here right now!”
She taps her thumb against the fence, trying to think of a plan that doesn’t involve getting arrested or in trouble. So far? None.
She let out a sigh. “Fuck it!” She put on foot on the border and hoist herself to the other side with ease.
“Okay you stay right there.” She tells her pet. “Don’t you fucking move—no Rajah!”
And just like that; her ferret took off from the small crack in the gate with Elodi chasing him. Already annoyed, tired and no caffeine in her system.
“When we get home your ass is getting in that cage and stay there. You’re grounded!” Eldon reprimand, her chest heaving from chasing the ferret through the neighborhood.
Luck was on her side when Rajah tried to get into another yard and she managed to catch him in the act.
Now she held the ferret close to her chest while walking back home. Out of breath, her hair all over the place and in dire need of a drink.
Her feet stops when she saw a Porsche parked at the driveway, she knew that car anywhere.
“No! He’s supposed to be home hours later!” She groans out. She check her phone for the time. 2:21 pm.
Leon’s usually out either around five or later. Why’s he home so early?
Slowly she turn the knob and step in, her father stood in the kitchen. Chasing from his usual tactical wear to some comfortable shirt and pajama pants, laser focused on making early dinner.
His light blue eyes met his ragged daughter who looked she came back from a bull stampede. “You look like you went through hell.” He joke.
She stepped fully into the foyer, holding up Rajah like a kid showing her new toy. “This..little fucker—“
“—has been missing for hours!” She finished.
Leon’s brows furrowed, his hands stop cutting the carrots. “Wh-what do you mean by that?” He questioned. “I made sure he’s fully locked up when you were asleep and before I went to work.”
“He slid through them, Dad!” She exasperated. “I open my window to let the summer air in while cleaning my room so I’m thinking that’s how he got out!” She explain. “I searched the entire house, looking for him and calling out for him! “Rajah! Oh Rajah!” Only to find him outside the neighbor’s backyard!”
Leon leans one hand on the counter while one place on his hip. “So, what happened next? Did you wait for the neighbor’s to come home?”
His daughter gave him a look that read: “Did it look like I did?”
He sighs and rubs his nose bridge. “You should’ve waited, El. What happen of you got in trouble with them?”
She snorts while holding onto the ferret. “They’ll be fine! Their security cameras were off.”
Leon watched her ascent the stairs while cursing at Rajah, he chuckles and shook his head. Getting back to work on dinner, “Should’ve got her a guinea pig.”
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