king

King

“Pack it up boys we’ve made a social blunder” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read 😭😭😭😭😭

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

tries to do some sexy office lady nonsense but fumbles and pours scalding hot coffee directly onto your penis

women are always trying to put their penises in other women's cleavage

and it's important. it's really important that this type of thing happens.

hm. i need to get groceries tomorrow but i have. literally ten dollars to my name. that's probably enough right

estrogen is awesome because it's giving me boobs and a big ass but it also kinda sucks because now i can't bust hugely about midna

dude. rigby. we need to get on estrogen, like, TODAY, dude, or benson is totally gonna fire us for real this time

does boobs without bra really exist or is it a myth

a girl in gay little shorts is such an important thing

estrogen is awesome because it's giving me boobs and a big ass but it also kinda sucks because now i can't bust hugely about midna

breasts

tries to do some sexy office lady nonsense but fumbles and pours scalding hot coffee directly onto your penis

they should make a zelda game where link has been on estrogen for 6 years and she has a fat ass that jiggles and also the plot and characters aren't super racist