Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position

[#knife against throat #against a wall #but like consensually]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

reblog to give somebody a fucking hug because we are all struggling to get through it. solidarity in this tough ass world.

love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood

HOLY SHIT. He is like looking into my soul?

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring