Ugh.

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

good morning to able seamen, petty officers, alcoholic captains, gay stewards, shamans with no tongues, rat bastards who killed a man and took his name and his job as a way to get to a free hawaiian vacation, marines, guys simping for marines, girls who turned down multiple marriage proposals, lieutenants who share a brain cell, guys with one leg, demon bears whose favorite food is leg, doctors who are on fire, doctors who are not on fire but are having a really bad day regardless, twinky ship’s boys, half-brazilian babes with severe self-esteem issues, and des voeux

I don’t even procrastinate anymore I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities

im gonna remove my nervous system so i wont be nervous anymore. cant believe what a good idea this is why did no one else do this

[a picture of a clear teacup filled with tea. On the cup it reads “the only way to keep theatre alive and relevant in pop culture is to make it more accessible”]

he’s not checking up on u…. go exfoliate or read a book