The Deer Had To Die...

i really do mean jail for enjin's parents and the orphanage staff actually cos there's something, like, so infuriating about this kid not actually having a name but just having a bunch of fragments of names stacked on top of each other because nobody bothered to remember the last one they gave him except for him

well. that was devastating.

Enjin had a Percy Derolo ass name and I am LOVING it tbh

simply have to acknowledge how attractive Kattigan is to me,, there’s a section in episode 9 where Robbie was asking Brennan lore questions above table and I was having pleasant wholesome thoughts and then suddenly he dropped back into his Kattigan performance and I swear I felt the earth move,, I do not know what it says about me but the way I needed that wolf man carnally hit me like a truck

what i need is for halsin to rail me slowly and gently while i lay with my head in astarion’s lap and he cards his fingers through my hair and says things like “you’re doing so well, my sweet” and “you can let go, darling” and after i cum halsin kisses my hip and holds me until i fall asleep. i think that would fix me.