King Kai

Lets just start an endless line of black selfies. Reblog with a selfie.

This is so Black! 🙌🏿

sorry for texting back instantly, my phone is in my hand, i'm mature and i like you

Now THAT'S one fine use of opposable thumbs and free will!

Source from the comments.

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

so how am I ever supposed to quit this stupid website when there's just casual shakespeare jokes on the reg

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

“we met on tumblr”

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult