King Kai

Lets just start an endless line of black selfies. Reblog with a selfie.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

on everything on love 🤌🏾

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.