Fandom stuff and theories

Still thinking of grandpa Yuji and his old man talk in his youthful body.

The Gaang is tasked with investigating the disappearance of orphaned children in the Earth Kingdom, being told that they're probably being abducted for ritual sacrifices or whatnot. They investigate and find a hidden entrance along a mountain range bordering a forest thinking that they'll have to fight big time to rescue all those kids if they're even still alive but upon entering they find... laughing children? Who are well fed, well clothed and happy?

And among them is one wheat eating teenager happily swinging from one tree to the next, showing all the small kids how to do cartwheels, handstands, walk on hands and how to do spinning kicks with swords. The Gaang is shocked and Sokka has a near meltdown because they've "come too late!" and the children are all already dead and they're just seeing the afterlife and the poor and lost little souls of children too good for this world.

Jet tries to see what's up but Sokka immediately falls to his knees and apologizes for being such a dick to him even though he was shitty too and can Jet please forgive him and fully move on to the afterlife? Jet is just about to milk this situation for all its worth when Toph 'gently' throws a rock at him to show everyone (yes, everyone) that the guy is still alive.

The Gaang and one mortified Sokka immediately demand to know what he is doing here and why he is abducting orphans (and why he is alive). Jet is all "hello, I'm not abducting anyone, these children are under my protection and these are my lands which you are trespassing now. Because I'm a King."

Turns out Jet was the first person in all of Ba Sing Se bold enough to march up to the Earth King and demand compensation for being kidnapped, tortured, brain washed and nearly killed by the Dai Li. And because he was both persistent and kept coughing up blood all around the throne room (and because King Kuei had no idea of anything) they kept giving him nearly everything he wanted including but not limited to: a big ass house on the upper ring, money, jewels, trading rights, more money, a military title, lands inside of Ba Sing Se, lands outside of Ba Sing Se, even more money and, just when the guards were forcefully removing him from the palace, because hey, he is friends with the avatar, an aristocratic title as well.

New Gachiakuta info revealed about Gountess and Lily 🤍

Gountess Knock

Age: 41 years old

Height: 192 cm

Birthday: September 4

Likes: Lily's voice

Dislikes: Mymo, being in shackles

Too Lily (Real name: Lily Shedim)

Age: It's a secret 🤍

Height: 187 cm; with heels: 200 cm

Birthday: June 2

Likes: Gountess' voice, festivals

Dislikes: An empty home (lit. a room where nobody comes home to)