Fabian Rutter & Rufus Zeno = Fabrus ~fabrus5eva~

Except I hope it’s not a happy birthday. I hope it’s a bad birthday. I am SICK and I am TIRED of Fabian obsessing over those two (2) when he CLEARLY belongs with the one and the only Rufus Zeno. Also, if y’all could stop shipping Fabian with LITERALLY anybody else that’d be great. Thanks.

Jk I’m not thanking y’all for something that should have happened years ago.

So

I wish Nina and Joy a bad birthday.

1. Rufus is tall and Fabian enjoys that

2. Nina and Joy have too much hair. It keeps clogging the drains at Anubis House and at one point Fabian woke up to the horrendous sounds of construction because they had to open up the pipes to dig out the hairballs. 

2.5. and honestly that gave Fabian a HUGE headache because he is not a morning person and he needs his ~beauty~ sleep

3. Rufus was in a pickle commercial

4. When Nina and Joy come out as lesbians and start dating each other Fabian will think “I can’t believe the LOvE of my life Nina Martin is a lesbian. To win her back I will also become gay” and then he starts dating Rufus Zeno to spite Nina but he and Rufus end up falling in love and the rest is history <3 <3 <3

5. When Fabian slow danced with Nina she kept stepping on his feet so thank you, next

6. Rufus has a bad boy looking going on and nobody else can rock it quite like him 

7. Rufus gives up his life of crime for Fabian and they ride of happily into the sunset and live happily ever after with a pet turkey

And there’s 7 reasons on the 7th day of the 7th month as to why Fabrus is the best ship EVA.

Except I hope it’s not a happy birthday. I hope it’s a bad birthday. I am SICK and I am TIRED of Fabian obsessing over those two (2) when he CLEARLY belongs with the one and the only Rufus Zeno. Also, if y’all could stop shipping Fabian with LITERALLY anybody else that’d be great. Thanks.

Jk I’m not thanking y’all for something that should have happened years ago.

So

I wish Nina and Joy a bad birthday.

1. Rufus is tall and Fabian enjoys that

2. Nina and Joy have too much hair. It keeps clogging the drains at Anubis House and at one point Fabian woke up to the horrendous sounds of construction because they had to open up the pipes to dig out the hairballs. 

2.5. and honestly that gave Fabian a HUGE headache because he is not a morning person and he needs his ~beauty~ sleep

3. Rufus was in a pickle commercial

4. When Nina and Joy come out as lesbians and start dating each other Fabian will think “I can’t believe the LOvE of my life Nina Martin is a lesbian. To win her back I will also become gay” and then he starts dating Rufus Zeno to spite Nina but he and Rufus end up falling in love and the rest is history <3 <3 <3

5. When Fabian slow danced with Nina she kept stepping on his feet so thank you, next

6. Rufus has a bad boy looking going on and nobody else can rock it quite like him 

7. Rufus gives up his life of crime for Fabian and they ride of happily into the sunset and live happily ever after with a pet turkey

And there’s 7 reasons on the 7th day of the 7th month as to why Fabrus is the best ship EVA.

Nina: I’ll do you one better: WHO is Joy?

Vera: No!

Victor: Rufus Zeno is still alive and you have been helping him!

Vera: You calling me a liar?

Alfie: There was a puddle.

Trudy: But why did you step in it?

Eddie, through a mouthful of crumbs: Yeah, what are you gonna do, kill me?

Patricia: 10

Eddie: 10 what?

Patricia: 9

Eddie: Oh god.

Patricia: 8

Fabian: …

Fabian: June 1st?

KT: *busting out of Fabian’s wardrobe* IT’S THE FIRST DAY OF PRIDE!

House of Anubis + Owl City tweets: 1/?