beatles incorrect quotes

Paul: *yawns*

Paul: you’re pathetic!

George: hello all, it is i, your favorite person

George: when i was a kid, Paul told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and i ate them with the chocolate for a year

John, looking through his clothes: has anyone seen my top?

Paul, holding a rock: John just gave this to me and said, “i feel like you deserve the moon but all i can give you is a rock.”

Paul: goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out John’s birthday invitations

Norm: is anyone going to tell me what’s going on in here?!

John: yo, dumbass, get over here

Paul: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, John?

Paul: the moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?

George: i dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room

Paul: *pitches an idea*

Ringo: *about Linda and Paul* they make a cute couple, huh?

John: i am darkness. i am power. i am your worst nightmare. i could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. i am the night. i am fury, i am a weapon, i am -