Frogg

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

Last night we let the corpse thaw

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

Magic sword inscribed with the runes “EVERY PIECE OF TRASH YOU LEAVE IN A PUBLIC PLACE WILL BE WEIGHED ALONGSIDE YOUR SOUL ON THE SCALES OF PARADISE”

how rude! the scythe's utility as a weapon is besides the point! it's symbolic of the end of the- what? you come from a coastal mercantile fief and are only vaguely aware of agrarian symbolism? you didn't get to read enough literature to really understand the significance? you know what, this isn't even fun anymore. go bother the demon princess. why can't they send a bard's college dropout for once?

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.