#fuckoffcourtney

Sleeping lol.

Prisoners are given food and shelter as basic human right. Why not everyone.

The world has been on a downward spiral ever since the movie Cats came out

Every feeling has an evil twin. Love has obsession; sad has depression; frustration has rage, etc

In depression your brain refuses to produce the happy hormone as a reward for your brain cells for doing what they’re supposed to do. And your cells go on strike, refusing to work for no pay, and the whole system goes crashing down for the benefit of absolutely nobody involved.

I’m in the van outside hacking the security systems and keeping the neighbors from calling the police. Please don’t forget I’m out here. 

You’re the most valued memeber of the team, fam 🙏🏻

I’m distracting the guard dogs with treats, wondering why we can’t ever ACTUALLY go bowling like y’all promised we would.

I’m waiting at the bowling alley, I didn’t get the memo.

i’m always simultaneously both joking about everything and deadass serious about every word that comes out of my mouth

y’all ever just wanna be tongue deep in someone’s daughter

Just watched a movie about him

There’s a movie about him???

It’s called Get on Up and stars Chadwick Boseman as James Brown and Viola Davis as his mother it’s a masterpiece of a movie, he should’ve won an Oscar!

Imagine never being late to anything

“what time is it?” *gets arrested*