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Beauty is all around us.

Ek saal pehle mein jis shahar mein rehta tha wahan par mere ek dost ki abhi kuchh waqt pehle hi shaadi hui thi. uski patni matlab ki meri hot sexy bhabhi ka figure 32-30-34 tha aur woh dikhne mein bohat hot maal thi aur uska naam Saarika tha. mein unse bohat mazaak kiya karta tha aur woh bhi meri har ek baat ka hans hanskar jawab diya karti thi. mujhe unse baat karna unky saath apna waqt bitaana bohat achha lagta tha. mein unkye taraf ahista ahista, lekin kuchh hi waqt mein bohat zyada attract ho chuka tha. ek din bhabhi bathroom se bahar baithkar apne kapray dho rahi thi aur tabhi mein wahan se gujar raha tha aur mainne dekha ki bhabhi ne kuchh zyada hi gahare gale ki meksi pehan rakhi thi. usme se uske boobs ke beech ki daraar mujhe saaf saaf dikh rahi thi aur kapray dhote waqt haath ko aage pichhe karne ki wajah se unky gore gore bade aakaar ke boobs har baar uchhal uchhalakar bahar aane lage the aur mein achaanak se wohi par ruk gaya aur yeh sab dekhkar mera lund tankar khada ho gaya aur mein kuchh der ghoorny ke baad wahan se chala gaya, lekin ab mein apne kamre mein jaakar bhabhi ki kaise choot maari jae yeh baat sochne laga.

bhabhi dikhne mein aise thi ki koi bhi un par mar mite aur uska figure bohat hi hot tha aur usko dekhti hi use chodne ka man karta tha aur uski gaand to itni sexy thi ki kisi ka bhi lund khada kar de. ek din bhabhi ko market jaana tha to us waqt mera bhai ghar par nahi tha is liye unhonne mujhe apne ghar par bula liya aur mujhse unky saath market jaane ke liye kaha to mainne bhi unky saath bahar ghoomne ka bohat achha mauka dekhkar unse turant haan kar diya aur phir ham log meri back se market chale gaye. ab mein thodi thodi der mein jaanboojh kar apni back ko brek lagta raha jiski wajah se bhabhi ke boobs meri kamar par pichhe dabane lage aur mujhe unko mehsoos karke bohat achha lagane laga tha.

phir humne wahan par jaakar sabzi li aur wapis apne ghar par aa gae, lekin usi dauraan mein bhabhi ko back par har baar jaanboojh kar brek lagaakar maza leta raha aur market mein mainne unhen bohat baar chhookar unkye komalata ko mehsoos kiya, lekin bhabhi ne mujhse kuchh nahi kaha aur woh sirf smile deti. dosto meri bhabhi ki aakhen kuchh aisi thi ki unko dekhti hi mujhe aisa lagta tha ki woh sex karne ke liye mujhe nyota de rahi hai. mujhe ab unkye nashili aakhon mein mere saath chudai karne ki woh pyaas saaf saaf nazar aane lagi thi.

phir ek din mainne apne bhai ko phone kiya to bhabhi ne phone uthaaya aur phir woh mujhse boli ki aaj tumhaare bhaiya apna phone ghar par hi bhool gaye hai tum mujhe bhi bata sakte ho agar tumhe koi zaroori kaam ho to mein unhen shaam ko bata doongi. to mainne bola ki theek hai aisi koi baat nahi hai aur mainne unse yeh baat kehkar turant phone rakh diya, lekin ab kuchh der baad mere man mein bhabhi se baat karne ka ek sharaarati soch aai.

phir mainne kuchh der baad bhaiya ke mobile par dobaara phir se kol kiya to is baar bhi bhabhi ne mujhse baat karnee shuroo ki aur ab aise hi idhar udhar ki baaten karty karty mainne thodi himmat karke bhabhi se poochh liya ki bhabhi kya aapko mein achha lagta hoon? to woh mere mu se yeh baat sunkar hansane lagi, lekin unhonne mujhse aisa kuchh nahi kaha jisko sunkar mein apni baat ko aur bhi aage bada paata, lekin phir bhi mainne bohat himmat karty hue phone par bhabhi ko saaf saaf kah diya ki mein aapko bohat pasand karta hoon aur aapse baat karna mujhe bohat achha lagta hai.

ab hamaari us din ke baad bohat achhi dosti ho gai aur phir mainne bhabhi ka mobile number bhi unse le liya. uske baad ab ham har din jab bhi bhaiya apni naukari par chale jaate the to phone par kai kai ghante baaten karty the aur ab ham ahista ahista aage badhate hue sex ki baaten bhi karne lage the aur usi dauraan ek din bhabhi ki baaton se mujhe pata chala ki bhaiya, bhabhi ko pura satisfy nahi kar rahe hai aur woh apni pyaasi tadapati hui choot se bohat pareshaan hai. phir mainne bhabhi se ek baar phir se phone sex kiya to bhabhi ko bohat maza aaya aur uske baad ham roz phone sex karty rahe, hame ab isame bohat maza bhi aane laga tha.

ek din meri achhi kismat se bhaiya night duty par gae hue the to mainne bhabhi se bola ki mujhe aapse milna hai to bhabhi pehle mujhse thoda naatak karke mana kar rahi thi, lekin phir woh mere bohat baar kehne par maan gai aur mein fresh hokar unky kamre mein chala gaya. bhabhi ne us waqt gulaabi color ki meksi pehan rakhi thi, yaaron woh kya mast maal lag rahi thi?

phir mein bhabhi ke paas gaya aur mainne unhen hug kiya aur ek thodi lambi kis karne laga aur bhabhi ke boobs ko meksi ke upar se hi dabaane laga, jiski wajah se bhabhi aahahhhh uphaphphphf karne lagi aur ab woh mujhse ekdam zor se chipak gai. phir mainne mehsoos kiya ki bhabhi ab ahista ahista garam ho rahi thi aur phir ham bed par let gaye aur mein bhabhi par toot pada. mein kabhi bhabhi ke gaal par to kabhi unky hontho par kis karta raha aur woh lagaataar siskiyaan leti rahi.

phir mainne unky josh mein aane ka fayeda uthaakar bhabhi ki meksi ko turant utaar diya. ab bhabhi mere saamne penti aur bra mein thi aur mein unky gore gadarae badan ko dekhkar apne hosh kho baitha. mujhe apne saamne unhen bra, penti mein dekhkar aisa lagane laga jaise ki mein koi sapna dekh raha hoon aur mein lagaataar unhen ghoor ghoorkar dekhta raha aur unkye sundarata ko apni aakhon mein ked karta raha aur phir mein thoda hosh mein aakar bhabhi ke poore badan ko chaatny laga aur choomne laga.

bhabhi josh mein aakar aaaahah uphaphphphf ssiii karne lagi. phir mainne sahi mauka dekhkar ab unkye bra ko bhi utaar diya. dosto bra kholate hi unky bade aakaar ke boobs ab mere saamne latakane lage aur mujhe apni taraf attract karne lage. ab mein ekdam pagal hokar boobs ko masalne, dabaane laga aur unkye bhoore rang ki nipple ko choosne ahista ahista kaatane laga.

ab tak bhabhi bohat hi garam ho chuki thi jiski wajah se bhabhi ki penti bhi geeli ho chuki thi. phir mainne bhabhi ki penti ko bhi utaar diya aur mein bhi unky saamne pura nanga ho gaya mein ab ahista ahista choot ko sahalaate hue ab bhabhi ki choot ko choomne aur kuchh der baad choosne bhi laga aur bhabhi siskiyaan lene lagi aahahahah uphphphf haan thoda aur andar tak karo oouiiii.

wah kya choot thi unkye, mujhe use chaatny mein bohat maza aa raha tha aur woh lagaataar mon kar rahi thi. ab woh apni choot ko apne ek haath se phaila rahi thi aur doosre haath se mere sar ko apni choot par daba rahi thi. mein unky josh ko dekhkar paaglon ki tarah choot ko pura andar tak chaat aur choos raha tha aur woh aahahahah ayaayaahahahah ooiiii haan please thoda aur andar tak ghusaakar chaato aur chaato karne lagi thi aur kareeb 15 minute ke baad bhabhi ne apni choot ka paani mere mu par chhod diya aur mein woh pura paani pi gaya.

woh ab bilkul nidhaal hokar padi hui thi. phir kuchh der baad mainne apna lund bhabhi ki choot ke mu par rakh diya aur ahista se dhakka lagaaya, jiski wajah se mera thoda lund feesalakar andar chala gaya aur bhabhi ke mu se ahahahhhhah uphphphf maan mar gai nikala. dosto tab mainne mehsoos kiya ki unkye choot ka chhed thoda chhota aur mera lund thoda mota tha.

phir mainne kuchh der rukne ke baad ek aur dhakka laga diya aur phir unkye ek zordaar cheekhane ki awaaz ke saath mera pura lund, choot ko chirata phaadata hua andar chala gaya aur bhabhi ne mujhe zor se kaskar pakad liya. unkye mazaboot pakad ne mere jism par unky naakhoon ke nishaan bana diye aur mainne dekha ki unkye aakhon se aansoo bahar aane lage the aur woh us dard se chhatapata rahi thi. phir mein kuchh der ruk gaya aur jab woh shaant hui tab mainne usi position mein bhabhi ko kareeb 15 minute tak lagaataar zor zor se dhakke dekar chodta raha. ab bhabhi thoda zor zor se mujhse bol rahi thi haan aur chodo mujhe aaahah uphphphf wah maza aa gaya tum bohat achhi tarah se chodte ho uiiii haan thoda aur andar karo.

phir kuchh der baad bhabhi ko ulta letaakar mein unky pichhe se unkye choot mein apna lund daal kar zor zor se dhakke dekar chodne laga aur bhabhi zor zor se aaahah ssiiii kar rahi thi.

ab kareeb paanch das minute baad mein discharge honay wala tha to mainne bhabhi ko poochha ki mein apna sperm kahan daaloon? to bhabhi ne kaha ki tum apna pura maal meri choot mein hi daal do aur mainne bhabhi ko ab doggy style mein karke lund ko dobaara andar daal kar zor zor chodne laga, tab mainne mehsoos kiya ki bhabhi ne apna paani chhod diya aur bhabhi puri tarah se satisfy ho gai aur phir mainne apni dhakko ki speed ko badha diya aur kareeb das minute ke baad mainne apna bhi pura sperm bhabhi ki choot mein hi nikaal diya mainne dekha ki bhabhi apni is chudai se bohat khush thi aur unhonne mujhe kis kiya aur kaha ki janu aaj se tum mujhe jab chaaho jaise chod sakte ho mein aaj se bas tumhaari hoon aur tumne mujhe aaj woh maze diye jiske liye mein bohat waqt se taras rahi thi, tum bohat achhe ho.

dusri baar jab uska pati apni company ke kaam se kahin bahar chala gaya to mein usi raat ko uske kamre mein chala gaya aur mainne usko pura nanga karke uski gaand par bohat saara tel lagaaya aur phir uski chikni gaand ke upar apna lund rakh diya aur thoda zor se ek dhakka diya. lund thoda andar chala gaya, lekin woh zor se cheekh padi aur mujhe pichhe dhakelane lagi kuchh der rukne aur uske thoda shaant hone ke baad mainne unkye kamar ko kaskar pakarkar phir se ek aur dhakka laga diya.

ab mera pura lund tel ki chiknai ki wajah se feesalata hua gaand ke andar chala gaya aur woh us dard se tadapne lagi. phir mainne kuchh der rukakar uski gaand ko zor zor se dhakke dekar chodne laga. mainne kareeb 15 minute ke dhakkon ke baad mera saara maal uski gaand mein hi daal diya aur phir ham dono wese hi bohat thak kar na jaane kab so gae aur aglay din subah ek doosre se alag hue.

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Pammi didi ke saath chudai ka silasila shuroo hue abhi mahina hi guzara tha ki ek din jab main aur Pammi didi chudai kar ke free hue hi the aur darwazy ki ghanti baji, mujhe laga aaj to pakade gae kyounki get par meri apni didi thi. mainne kapray pehane aur ja kar get khola, didi andar aa kar boli “Pammi aai hui hai kya” mainne sharma kar haan kaha to woh hans padi aur unkye hansi sunkar Pammi didi bhi bahar aa gayi aur main ab hairaan tha kyounki unhonne koi bhi kapada nahi pehan rakha tha.

Pammi didi sidhi meri behan Swatika ke paas aai aur unhonne meri didi ko unky hothon par kis kar liya jiske jawab mein meri didi ne bhi unhen hothon par jamm kar chooma, mere liye ye bilakul naya tha kyounki mainne apni behan ke baare mein kabhi aisa nahi socha tha.

main soch hi raha tha ki meri behan Swatika didi ne Pammi didi se kaha “ye achhi tarah se karta to hai na, ya ab bhi sirf hilaata hai” Pammi didi hansi aur boli “Swatika ye to stad hai, too khud dekh le iske saath hoti hoon to kapray pehnane ki ichha hi nahi hoti” dono mere baare mein baat kar rahi thi aur main alag khada ho kar sharma raha tha.

Swatika didi ne mujhe apne paas bulaaya, main unky paas gaya to unhonne mere loar ke upar se mere lund ko sahalaaya aur kaha “so raha hai kya, thak to nahi gaya Pammi ki seva karty karty”, main mu nniche kar ke khada tha aur Pammi didi bhi unky paas sofay ke haindal par nangi baithi thi.

Pammi didi ne kaha “nahi nahi iska jawan to abhi khada ho jaega bas apni didi se sharma raha hai ya hairaani mein khada nahi ho raha” ye sunkar didi ne mujhe apni god mein bithaaya aur mera haath le kar apne ti shirt mein daal diya.

unky garama garam chuche chhoote hi mere poore jismar mein current daud gaya lekin mainne ghabara kar apna haath nikaal liya to boli “dar mat sirf Pammi se bade hain, baaki to tujhe zaroor pasand aaenge”. unkye is baat se mera thoda dar kam hua aur mainne unkye ti shirt mein khud hi haath daal diya aur unky chuche masalne laga jis se unkye siskaariyaan nikalne lagin, Swatika didi ke chuche Pammi didi se vaaki bade the aur nippls bhi chhoone se kafi sakht mehsoos hui.

Swatika didi ne mujhe kaha “chal ab god se utar ja mere pair dard hone lagenge nahi to” main khada ho gaya to Pammi didi ne mera loar khinch kar utaar diya jis se main nanga ho gaya aur mainne maare sharm ke apna lund apne dono haathon se chhupa liya lekin Swatika didi ne mere haath hataate hue kaha “Pammi ko de dega lekin apni behan ko dikhaayega bhi nahi”.

ab Swatika didi mere lund se khel rahi thi mere gote taul rahi thi, Swatika didi ne mere lund ko pakra aur mujhe apni taraf khinch kar kaha “chal ab mujhe chakha jo toone Pammi ko chakhaaya hai” mainne ab bina sharm ke apna lund Swatika didi ke gaalon aur hothon par phiraana shuroo kiya to boli “ohho achha sikh raha hai too Pammi se”.

Swatika didi mere lund ko kisi lolipop ki tarah apne hothon se chhed rahi thi aur Pammi didi unky dhile ti shirt mein apna sar ghusa kar unky chuchon ko bra ke upar se choos rahi thi, Swatika didi ne mere lund se apna mu hataaya aur puri nangi ho gayi.

ab woh phir se mera lund chusnne lagi aur Pammi didi ne unky chuche pina shuroo kiya, ye sab kisi porn video ke jaisa tha.

Swatika didi puri shiddat se mere lund ko apni thook se gila kar kar ke choos rahi thi, unkye laar se mere gote bhi gile ho gae the aur unkye garama garam zubaan ke sparsh se mera lund bhi khaasa garam ho gaya tha.

Swatika didi ne mujhse kaha “too jaldi to nahi discharge hoega” to mainne kaha “aap fikar mat karo abhi abhi Pammi didi ko teen daphe choda hai so ye lamba chalega” Swatika didi ne ghuma ghuma kar mere lund ko choosa aur phir mujhse kaha “sabse pehle main tera sperm chakhna chahti thi.

lekin ab meri choot garm hai to daal de apna lauda is mein” woh turant ghodi ban gai aur main unky pichhe ja kar unkye choot aur gaand par apna lund ragadane laga.

idhar Pammi didi ne apni choot Swatika didi ke mu par laga di jise woh usi khoobi ke saath chaat rahi thi jis khoobi ke saath unhonne mera lund choosa tha.

chaur didi aalaready kafi garm ho chuki thi to unhonne kaha “mat tarasa mere bhai, sirf bahar bahar mat ragad andar bhi ghusa de” mainne turant unkye baat maante hue apna lund unkye choot mein pichhe se pel diya aur dhakke lagaane laga.

mera lund Swatika didi ki choot mein andar jaate hi unhonne Pammi didi ki choot chaatate chaatate hi ek zor se ummmm kiya aur phir se apne kaam par lag gai, ye thrisam kafi mazedaar chal raha tha kyounki is mein ham teenon kho se gae the.

aur didi to do tarafa maze le rahi thi. didi ki choot wese to itni tight nahi thi lekin apni hi behan ko chodne ke khayaal se hi mujhe unkye choot mein aur maza aane laga tha. mainne dekha ki Pammi didi discharge ho chuki thi aur Swatika didi ne unka pura maal chaat liya tha, main Swatika didi ke chuche dabaate hue apne dhakke tez kar diye aur unkye aahon se pura draing room goonjane laga to Pammi didi ne ja kar TV chala diya aur myoujik chainal laga liya.

music ki ridam mein apni behan ko chodte hue main aur josh mein aa gaya tha

aur meri behan Swatika bhi apni gaand hila hila kar mere lund ko apni choot mein grind kar rahi thi. Pammi didi ham dono ko dekhti hue apni choot mein finger daal kar zor zor se hila rahi thi aur oouhh aaahhh ki awaazeinn kar rahin thi, mera ye sab dekh kar control chhoota ja raha tha|

aur isi waqt meri behan bhi ek cheekh ke saath discharge ho gai main ab bhi chod raha tha to Swatika didi ne apni choot mein se mera lund nikala aur use mu mein le kar haath se ghuma ghuma kar choosne lagi.

bas is baar to mera control vaaki chhot gaya aur mainne dher saara sperm unky mu mein chhod diya lekin woh ab bhi mera lund hila hila kar choos rahi thi aur saara ka saara sperm choos choos kar pi gai.

haalaanki mera lund ab latak chuka tha lekin unkye pyaas bujh hi nahi rahi thi.woh boli “yaar tera lund to kamaal ki serviceing deta hai” main sharmaaya to boli “fikar mat kar tera ye chhota chetan ek din badi badi choauton ko bhi past kar dega”.ab ham teenon sofay par baithe movie dekh rahe the, main beech mein baitha kabhi dono ki choot mein finger kar raha tha aur kabhi unky chuche daba raha tha, woh dono bhi mujhe kis karty hue mere lund se khel rahi thi.ye ab tak ka mera sab se kamaal sex experience tha aur pehla thri sam bhi.

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disclaimer: i quite dislike mahaepisodes. they’re too long and stuffed with the drama of like 4 normal episodes, and thus are absolutely exhausting for me to watch at a go. i like my desi show episodes 22 minutes tops, thanks. so i’m kinda grumpy even before starting this.  

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sona it’s nice of you to pay for the day for gita and all, but i still don’t get how you just sent a person working on the show to some random house to go do decor there….

oh boy. mhatre murdered his sweet wife. god, i had hoped he’d never darken our doorway again.

so nethra just came in here with this terrible news for some “i told you so”-ing? kinda disturbing.

you know when someone’s like “best part hai ki tumhara koi lena dena nahi hai……..” that it’s going to have hella lotsa lena dena with the person here.

lol nethra is a little too optimistic about the law and order in our country, no?

these police officers are not as imposing as they think they are.

i just realised that this is a fake book. coz first off, 10th standard has just one combined textbook for all the three sciences. secondly, majaaal hai jo ncert textbooks are this glossy and attractive and spur students to have even the sliiiiiiiiiightest urge to study from them. #cbseSurvivor #dontAsk #stillNotOverTheTrauma

dr. surgeon approves of efforts put in. dude, don’t you know highlighting is the easiest way to waste time and make it look like you’re studying when you’re not??? god he must have been one of those sach mein padhaai karne waala types.

DOST/DOCTOR/FAKE BOYFRIEND CAN IDENTIFY BAD MOOD. ASKSJADLAKS HONESTLY ROHIT.

lmaooooooooooo yeah right, mr. death is just a flat line to me. ek patient coma mein chali gayi and you can’t handle it, baaaat karte ho.

OK YOU’RE TAKING YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND DUTIES A LITTLE TOO SRSLY, MATE. THIS IS SOME REAL BOYFRIEND SHIT.

yaaaaaaaaaas, she asked him about raima. and he has some nonsense gyaan that he doesn’t really believe. sir, you are simply having a good couple of days coz you’re suppressing your real issues with this drama. please go to a real therapist, work on your issues, and genuinely move the fuck on.

her jamaofying rob on him. tooooooooo cute. i love it.

sona musing about what state their relationship will be in when they finish this drama and if they’ll still be as close has me so surprised. she has the most sorted head on her shoulders i have ever seen on a character in tellywood. i keep waiting for the other shoe to drop, but she keeps pleasantly surprising me!!!!!!!!

idhar the sippy matriarchs are hellbent on acquiring sonakshi as bahu. whether she or rohit want it or not.

omfg. this one’s screaming. we had a good few weeks without it and i’d forgotten how unpleasant it was.

this twit just wants the gossip on what sona di did ~this time~. god.

akash toh idhar bhi aa dhamka to snoop on decor. uncle, aapko aaj kal kaam pe nahi jaana kya?

at least he seems to like sona, which…. small mercies.

ughhhhhhhhhhh pariiiiiiii i hate you. you’re such a troublemaker. also i know you’re just using this as an excuse to call rohan. ugh ugh ugh UGH.

poor tanya. i feel such rage on her behalf, i swear to god.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THESE THREE ARE THE WORST. NOTHING GOOD COMES OF IT WHEN THEY COMBINE THEIR AWFULNESS.

lmaooooooooooooooooooooo rohan’s lameass line didn’t work on pari. i love it.

oh my god, i hate pari so much.

ok kuch zyaaaaaaada hi buildup.

still can’t take this paplu-taplu cop duo seriously.

also this guy’s shoddy pagdi is annoying me. there was literally no need to make him a sikh if you ppl couldn’t do it right.

hahahahahahaha.

oh god ishqbaaaz trauma coming back. *clutches chest*

arre waah, nishi ko “tacky serial actress” ka decor pasand aa gaya?

lol ajit ko idhar kahin pe khada kar do. he’s already in the floral theme.

i agree with rohit. it’s all too fucking much.

wow nishi defending it to rohit!

i hope this level-headedness of hers comes up again in other situations re: sona too.

i mean, i don’t love the look (i like her in simpler stuff like what she did for teejri, than so done up) but i am fully here for rohit’s reaction!

haaye what a confidence boost!

snort.

vimmi ke liye toh tyohaar sonakshi ka bday hoga. (guess rohit will join in too from this year….)

lmao rohit pushing pesky little brother away, and him springing right back.

i honestly love ajit the most. cutest little bean ever.

“vimmiji, aapne agar ek baar aur PARVATIJI kaha, toh main aapko PARVATIJI ke yaahan kaam karne bhej doonga.”

oh god, sona singing the shirali tune of everyone getting coordinated outfits and theme and all.

“real life mein log kapde repeat kar sakte hain!” and yet, we rarely see YOU in the same outfit more than once?

“jaisa hai tumhara hai.” uh no thnx, apna defective maal iske matthe daalne ki koshish mat karo!

god i love these two together.

yeh kya bakwaas music hai????

ma'am, he’s a doctor. who cuts into ppl. he needs to look….. not insane. can’t have him looking like he’s dressed by shirali.

ohhhhhhhhh boy.

he likes this music? really?

good. lord.

OH GOD I AM DYING OF MICHMICHIIIIIIII. OPEN YOUR DAMN EYES IDIOTSSSSSSS.

lmaoooooo, why is he covering his chest?!?!?!?!!

also, don’t think i didn’t see you sneak a look at the goods, sona. i mean, good for you, at least you know what you gotta work with.

nice legs, rohit.

arre sona, khareedne se pehle packaging kholke dekhna kitno ke naseeb mein hota hai? in your own words, “appreciate karne ke bajay kitkit kar rahe ho”????

“AUR KOI TOH NAHI HAI KAMRE MEIN?????” lmaooooooo

oh god.

hein? this ain’t no coordinated colours? everyone wearing kuch bhi. there’s no match between decor, outfits, each other…. god it’s like i’m tripping on acid.

lol aa gaya na line pe.

but also, i’d make this face at pehla waala nazaara. but i realize sab meri tarah awwal number ke tharki nahi hai.

same, mom, same.

….. what is the point of akash’s character, really???

fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

oh god. naach gaana. oh lordddddd. like a michmichi punch to my gut.

nononononononono, fwding.

cute.

look at this one basking, all smiley. YOU BEST NOT LET THIS GIRL GO, ROHIT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

OH THANK GOD IMAGINATION THA. PHEWWWWWWW.

i ship this sismance.

panditji se kyun pooch rahe ho? as if his opinion is the one you want rn.

6/10. snort. pehle toh 10/10 tha (esp. without the clothes) but this akad got you -4.

oh boy, who this loud punjabi woman?

lmao i fully relate with nishi.

yeah, nishi’s phadda with her is justified.

abbe oh tum dono ke mooh mein dahi jam gayi hai kya? you gonna let her talk to nishi like that??? YK? PUT YO MOM ON A LEASH PLS.

yeah, nishi is 100% right. fuck this saas.

uh hi naren, you’re the worst and seem to know nothing about women. this is why your son hates you.

oh boy, more naach gaana. whyyyyyyyyyy????????

lol sona underestimating sippy boys ka dance. sis you just saw one of them. maybe the others are good?

“bedroom mein toh mera dance dekh ke bohut mazza aaya tha…..” ASKLDJFDSLKFJLDSKFJLDSKJFLKSDFJ

ROHIT MAY I REMIND YOU, YOU ARE PRETENDING!!!!!!!!! YOU REALLY NEED TO FUCKING STOP.

ohohohohoho challenge.

yk is like FUCK YEAH MY TIME HAS COME, MERE ANDAR KE KALAKAAAAAR KO MAUKA MIL RAHA HAI!!!!!!

abbbbbbe yaaaaaaaar, achche mood ka sayanaaaash karne yeh bhi aa gayi.

after that medical nonsense, i almost welcome the naach gaana.

also sona, there’s exactly one doctor sippy boy here. you shoulda been more careful when issuing challenge. marketing types don’t give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. builders and chefs toh are almost certainly on drugs.

yeah cute and all, but i’m fwding.

awwwwwwwwww yisssssssssssssssssssssss.

oh god, a perfect storm in a teacup situation brewing.

fuckkkkkkkkkk, look at them look at each other with those heart eyes.

ouff too much drama. this why i don’t like mahaepisodes.

great. rohit getting called away to attend to raima. NOT GOOD NOT GOOD NOT GOOOOOOOD.

oh godddddddd, let her go, abhi ke abhi haar chadhaana hai aap logon ko???? rohit’s not even here!!!

nishi’s face. poor thing. this is not her evening.

yk’s mom has her nazar on it. pls stay in your lane, aunty.

ok that’s huge and tacky and what outfits will it even go with.

yeah i’d be quite hairaan-pareshaan too, if saddled with this monstrosity.

“CRITI HOME” lol what a dumb name.

there is more than just one person in the world in a coma, rohit.

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHITTTTTTTTTT.

nishi’s evening is finally looking up. she needed this win, and frankly, i’m kinda glad she got it.

no no no no don’t go to see the patient now, there’s a critical case at home, go handle thaaaat.

oh god, yelling yelling, so much yelling.

ajit in the bg having oh shit oh shit oh shittttttt moment.

THANK GOD. THAAAAAAAANK GOD.

behen ab toh tu uth hi jaa.

pls god stop yelling. i can’t take this shit.

this nishi’s saas is also one hungry-for-drama types.

oh no. this is not good.

oh goddddddddddddddddd, suman pls.

lmao nishi.

bless tanya and pooja who look so upset.

and then there’s this idiot, jiske thopde pe tharak ke alaava koi expression nahi aata.

oh daaaaaaaaaaaamn, suman rastogi, you are way more masterful than you look.

i’m back to feeling really bad for nishi again. poori family ke saamne bhaanda phod diya.

but also, do i see a little bit of respect in her eyes for suman and the way she played it?????

lol standard desi mom “tu ghar toh chal” warning.

oh god pair choone waala drama mat karo pls.

sigh. poor nishi.

itni jaldi waapas pohunch gaya? aaj nahi hai mumbai ki sadko pe traffic????

oh god shaadi tak baat pohunch gayi hai.

never been this glad to see the police appear.

ok cannot handle thisssssssssss level of drama with the music and closeups. it’s grating on my nerves. i’ll need to sleep all of tomorrow to handle this exhaustion.

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kasme vaade toh bade kar rahe ho, but let’s see how they hold up after raima wakes up.

oooooooooh i am very interested in this new dynamic!