kafka

Literally it’s insane how the laundry never stops. There is always laundry

Happy 7 Years you horrible bastard of a convention

I’ve never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like “smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables.” You’d be like yeah that’s some wizard shit. 

i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you

have you ever been cheated on?

i forgot some people are in relationships. to clarify i love to violate academic integrity on exams

Shakespeare would write this

That Thor voice fuckin’ one-shotted me

Jared, 19, is the king’s half brother?!

jared,19 the bastard prince who cannot read

“the only thing I’m curious about is boys”

all the movies and tv shows over the next few years that will have to decide if they're canon compliant or a canon divergence no plague au