professional dumbass

I think technically it wouldn't work but Smooth Operators should be in the list too. Cannot add anything additionally but can remove unneeded parts.

The t in trex means trans

trannysaurus rex

You get a cookie

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

wait wdym by “bush” ppl mean like a week’s worth of growth after shaving n not a rainforest wdym that’s not bush that’s like a lawn strip

phone on the table NOW

your nasty disgusting #yourdisgusting

remembering you have organs inside of you is so sickening like man i do NOT need to be fully aware of the fact that like. my appendix is just IN there. doing fuck all

jinxed myself with this one bc my appendix decided Brother, I’m Going To Start Doing Something (Today) and now it’s gotta come out

thanks to everyone who’s said any variation of “happy pride month to your appendix” in the tags. really appreciate that.

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

The text says "Save and preserve". It's kinda religious saying, usually(or always) directed to God. It's basically like "God bless America" but Russian version and doesn't necessarily refers to the country.

Atemlos durch DIN A8 Eingeatmet unbedacht Atemlos, spuck es aus Doch der Flyer geht nicht raus Atemlos durch DIN A8 Von ‘nem Zettel umgebracht Atemlos, es ist vorbei, ein Stück Papier, ein letzter Schrei.